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Apparently, when you supply HR with a urine sample, it has to be because they requested it.
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08-27-2019 04:24
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Single white sock seeks same.
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09-06-2019 12:31
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I was going to wash my car in my driveway but then I realized I don't own a halter top or cut-off shorts.
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09-25-2019 12:59
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In China it's considered bad luck to be eaten by a lion.
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02-26-2016 23:16 by
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Protesters should step their game up and start blocking railroad crossings.
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06-07-2021 03:30
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The best way to surprise your partner in bed is by dying in your sleep.
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07-03-2021 05:49
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So the Boy Scouts are going to let girls join. Teenage boys and girls camping in the woods together. What could possibly go wrong?
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10-12-2017 07:40
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With a little luck, the entire 2022 Major League Baseball season will be canceled.
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03-01-2022 21:54 by
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Ole Nancy and the other baby murderers are crying awful hard today...
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06-24-2022 11:12
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Some people shouldn’t be informed when this quarantine is over.
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09-17-2020 07:48
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My Wife says I talk while I sleep..........but I'm skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it
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12-08-2017 04:21
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I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
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04-29-2018 05:37
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Remember me in your Prayers like you do in your Gossips.
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09-12-2018 06:28 by
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It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I’m a nice person.
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12-31-2019 19:08
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.
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05-16-2022 05:44
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People don't want the ugly truth, they would prefer a beautiful lie.
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11-17-2017 06:02
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The CDC recommends wearing a blindfold so you can’t see what’s really going on.
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08-02-2021 05:21
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Assert dominance at your friend’s house by taking a massive dump.
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06-29-2021 02:39
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This relationship is going to be weird if you keep pretending I'm not your boyfriend.
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05-31-2013 05:12 by
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Your posts are going viral, just like herpes.
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