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   messageicon My buddy Jim has an impressive New Year's resolution. No more sex, no beer, no football, no nights out with the guys and no looking at other women. He's getting married tonight!!
←Rate | 12-31-2010 08:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I would like to see a soccer player play real football and a real football player play soccer and see who cries first.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 10:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon after 16 years of leaving the Patriots, Pete Carroll finally won a superbowl for them
←Rate | 02-02-2015 17:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
←Rate | 01-23-2011 21:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Brett Favre retired today from the Minnesota Vikings of the National Football League... In other news, the Sun rose in the east this morning...
←Rate | 08-03-2010 13:27 by cassie Comments (0)  

   messageicon My girlfriend came in while I was watching the football highlights she said, "Awww, is this the Paralympics?" I said, "No, it's Dallas Cowboys."
←Rate | 08-23-2012 23:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Washington Redskins: Where pro football players go to let there career die.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 15:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon my drinking team has a football problem
←Rate | 06-01-2010 22:38 by one Comments (0)  

   messageicon My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 19:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Superbowl - what my wife eats cereal out of every morning!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 04:16 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't even drink my first cup of coffee every day, I just pour it over my head like a football coach so everyone knows I'm here to win.
←Rate | 06-17-2013 02:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The atmosphere at the Superbowl must have been absolutely electric! Oh wait.....
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not sure what the worst penalty in football is but Madonna performing at the halftime of the Super Bowl has got to be it.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 09:13 by Kcorley Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the NBA wants to increase viewers, they should start playing FOOTBALL!!!
←Rate | 05-18-2011 21:30 by greg2missy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet the person who started booty slappin in football was gay
←Rate | 08-12-2010 23:58 Comments (1)  

   messageicon What's the objective for Jewish football......To get the quarterback!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 12:48 by Lozo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Superbowl: Rock Out With Your Guac Out!!!
←Rate | 02-06-2016 17:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Soccer would probably be a lot more popular in the USA if they put cheerleaders on the sidelines, ran with a football, and scored touchdowns
←Rate | 06-22-2014 13:57 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I have a very busy Sunday planned today......Watching football and Nascar while converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. ツ
←Rate | 11-13-2011 07:53 by totalpackage Comments (0)  

   messageicon playing backyard football with Betty White and Abe Vigoda....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit.
←Rate | 02-08-2010 19:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

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