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   messageicon I would like to see a soccer player play real football and a real football player play soccer and see who cries first.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 10:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon after 16 years of leaving the Patriots, Pete Carroll finally won a superbowl for them
←Rate | 02-02-2015 17:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
←Rate | 01-23-2011 21:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Brett Favre retired today from the Minnesota Vikings of the National Football League... In other news, the Sun rose in the east this morning...
←Rate | 08-03-2010 13:27 by cassie Comments (0)  

   messageicon My girlfriend came in while I was watching the football highlights she said, "Awww, is this the Paralympics?" I said, "No, it's Dallas Cowboys."
←Rate | 08-23-2012 23:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Washington Redskins: Where pro football players go to let there career die.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 15:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon my drinking team has a football problem
←Rate | 06-01-2010 22:38 by one Comments (0)  

   messageicon My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 19:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Superbowl - what my wife eats cereal out of every morning!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 04:16 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't even drink my first cup of coffee every day, I just pour it over my head like a football coach so everyone knows I'm here to win.
←Rate | 06-17-2013 02:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The atmosphere at the Superbowl must have been absolutely electric! Oh wait.....
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not sure what the worst penalty in football is but Madonna performing at the halftime of the Super Bowl has got to be it.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 09:13 by Kcorley Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the NBA wants to increase viewers, they should start playing FOOTBALL!!!
←Rate | 05-18-2011 21:30 by greg2missy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet the person who started booty slappin in football was gay
←Rate | 08-12-2010 23:58 Comments (1)  

   messageicon What's the objective for Jewish football......To get the quarterback!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 12:48 by Lozo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Superbowl: Rock Out With Your Guac Out!!!
←Rate | 02-06-2016 17:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Soccer would probably be a lot more popular in the USA if they put cheerleaders on the sidelines, ran with a football, and scored touchdowns
←Rate | 06-22-2014 13:57 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I have a very busy Sunday planned today......Watching football and Nascar while converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. ツ
←Rate | 11-13-2011 07:53 by totalpackage Comments (0)  

   messageicon playing backyard football with Betty White and Abe Vigoda....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit.
←Rate | 02-08-2010 19:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if the city of Pittsburgh is proud that Ben Roethlisberger has the same number of superbowl wins as he does rape accusations?!
←Rate | 03-11-2010 19:12 by Curtis K Comments (0)  

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