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   messageicon Dear Week, You are not attractive and I am leaving you for Weekend... I'd say it wasn't you, and that it was me... But yeah, it was you...
←Rate | 09-19-2010 22:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon New plan for the weekend: free Charlie Sheen and party with him.
←Rate | 10-29-2010 09:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I tell people to have a great weekend at noon on Mondays hoping they won't talk to me for the rest of the week.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 00:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon OK now I feel bad.... just saw muted footage of rioting in Egypt...and thought it was file footage of Black friday in the Wal Mart parking lot......
←Rate | 02-03-2011 17:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm sorry, I'll be busy this weekend walking around my house with mini alcohol bottles and fun size candy bars pretending I'm a giant.
←Rate | 08-23-2014 09:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Friday night... So many innocent beers have no idea what's coming for 'em.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anything that requires my presence before 4 pm on a weekend is an obligation, not recreation...
←Rate | 11-17-2012 15:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Friday the 13th. Good thing I'm not superstitious, it's unlucky to be superstitious...
←Rate | 12-13-2013 11:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon says Happy Friday @ 5:00 pm! If an ice cold, tall, 22 ounce Miller Lite is wrong, I dont wanna be right...
←Rate | 04-30-2010 17:09 by dfotravels Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you don't feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend... you're not doing it right.
←Rate | 03-16-2013 22:52 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon I see the grade schoolers are here for the long weekend with the childish "jokes"
←Rate | 09-01-2012 08:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have seen so many Smart cars this holiday weekend with out of state plates, I'm assuming there's a clown convention somewhere nearby.
←Rate | 05-30-2016 11:24 by mike Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saved $983.54 on Black Friday. I stayed home watched TV and didn't shop.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 17:25 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Done! Just completed my weekend to-do list from 2007.
←Rate | 07-17-2016 14:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Man claims his body only fights viruses on Saturdays and Sundays. His doctors say he has a weekend immune system.
←Rate | 10-05-2020 08:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Make sure to use the extra hour this weekend not changing anyone's mind about the election on Facebook.
←Rate | 11-05-2016 15:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 11:14 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ferguson is going to kick off their black Friday shopping events with the Darren Wilson verdict.
←Rate | 11-22-2014 08:39 by @mykelhawk Comments (0)  

   messageicon I gave my wife a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me.
←Rate | 05-25-2012 10:37 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday? Don't they already get February?
←Rate | 11-22-2012 19:42 by sully Comments (0)  

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