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   messageicon Tryna see how I’m finna split 8$ between 17 people for Christmas 🥴..
←Rate | 11-28-2020 13:40 Comments (1)  


   messageicon accidentally left edibles for santa and came downstairs to find him trying to watch pink floyd on my toaster
←Rate | 11-25-2020 08:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon to the people who put antlers and a red rudolph nose on your car for christmas, you can’t fool me I know that’s a car
←Rate | 11-23-2020 13:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well it’s that time of the year to go outside and pretend to put up the Christmas lights I never took down from last year.
←Rate | 11-20-2020 08:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The wife: what do you want for Christmas, sky is the limit Me: new boat The wife: lower sky
←Rate | 11-20-2020 08:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come no one has came up with a skeleton turkey inflatable with a santa hat on so you can put it out october 1st and take it down after Christmas.
←Rate | 11-15-2020 01:15 by Cyndi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so glad the elections are over and we can put all that stress behind us and move on to being stessed about the holidays.
←Rate | 11-08-2020 10:30 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon CNN & MSNBC reporting this morning that 'Un-named sources claim Covid-19 concocted by Trump in his White House bunker using son Barron's chemistry set he got for Christmas'
←Rate | 10-06-2020 12:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .. To make sure they will arrive on time, I'm mailing my Christmas cards now.
←Rate | 08-20-2020 22:58 by Oldtimer Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know if Santa will be sending out a progress report?
←Rate | 07-28-2020 21:20 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Santa Clause is going to have to wear a mask this year....
←Rate | 07-13-2020 22:04 by Mkane Comments (1)  


   messageicon Oh come on this is ridiculous! It’s July 8th and people are still setting fireworks off. One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.
←Rate | 07-07-2020 22:01 by DJJackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now it's to hot out to take the Christmas decorations down.
←Rate | 06-11-2020 15:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Locust swarms. Killer ninja murder hornets. Virus pandemics. You were complaining about Christmas music
←Rate | 05-04-2020 13:10 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want to save some money, now might be a good opportunity to tell your kids that Santa did not survive the pandemic
←Rate | 05-01-2020 07:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now would be an Ideal time for Netflix to release Sheldon Cooper presents Sheldon Cooper's "Fun With Flags"
←Rate | 04-23-2020 09:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone knows that Santa lives at the North Pole, but does anyone know where the Easter Bunny lives?
←Rate | 04-16-2020 00:02 by Starman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonder why kids set out milk and cookies for Santa, but not a salad for the Easter Bunny.
←Rate | 04-05-2020 12:55 by Starman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last Reminder: It's St. Patrick's Day in about 3 weeks...take down your Christmas decorations.
←Rate | 02-22-2020 10:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've resigned myself to the fact that if I start now, I'll have all my Christmas lights untangled and ready to go by December 24th.
←Rate | 02-17-2020 08:01 by Fazzy Comments (0)  




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