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   messageicon Life Lesson number 1, There is a time each month when a man would rather face death in a 20ft snow drift than spend a day with his significant other. Thank god for 4 wheel drive
←Rate | 02-03-2011 11:55 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon snow is like sex.....you never know when you're giong to get it and when you do, you never know how much you're going to get!
←Rate | 02-03-2011 16:01 by piercesw Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well they put enough sand on the roads to where even if it doesn't snow it will still be a change of scenery and look like a beach .
←Rate | 02-03-2011 19:27 by San Antonio, TX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not the snow, its the shoveling that will get ya.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 10:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its so cold and the snow is so deep it wouldn't shock me if I found Megatron when I shovel.
←Rate | 02-08-2011 17:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there are ice cream vans in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks vans in the winter?
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:10 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon John Fogarty is asking me if I've ever seen the rain.......I have and I've seen alot more snow than I care to though.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 16:05 by @Anonymous Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a guy walking through two feet of snow in sub-zero temperatures to get to the florist. He must have really f-cked up.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 17:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was driving around today and the sun was out and the snow is melting so I think it's time to take your Christmas decorations down now.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 20:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We've gotten too much snow lately. Everywhere outside it looks whiter than the audience at a Toby Keith concert!
←Rate | 02-10-2011 23:21 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do those Jehovah Witness guys on the bicycles ride south for the winter? Hadn't seen them in awhile.
←Rate | 02-11-2011 10:38 by Rick H. Comments (2)  


   messageicon Will not post anymore about snow after this post telling others to stop posting about snow.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 10:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon blah. with all this warm weather, the opportunities to write my name in cursive in the snow are disappearing.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 02:18 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear snow, I think you're lost. Alaska is a different way.
←Rate | 02-20-2011 17:10 by Danielle Koloniar Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Eskimo's allegedly have 52 words for snow. I have several words for snow also...
←Rate | 02-24-2011 17:44 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Eskimos supposedly have 52 words for snow. That's weird, so does Charlie Sheen.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:49 by Dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon Talked to Mom tonight. She said she got a good 8 inches in Albany tonight. God I hope she's talking about snow...
←Rate | 02-25-2011 21:28 by dumpmonkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls these days are chasing nuts like squirrels before winter.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 21:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wish we could be like bears, get all fat eating good food in the fall, hibernate all winter, and be all skinny for summer... Then do it all over again
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:05 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My road rage doubles in winter. Not only does everyone drive like they're 100 years old, but I get even more enraged when I flip someone off and realize I'm wearing mittens. Now I'm pissed and embarassed."
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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