snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   If there are ice cream vans in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks vans in the winter?

   John Fogarty is asking me if I've ever seen the rain.......I have and I've seen alot more snow than I care to though.

   I saw a guy walking through two feet of snow in sub-zero temperatures to get to the florist. He must have really f-cked up.

   I was driving around today and the sun was out and the snow is melting so I think it's time to take your Christmas decorations down now.

   We've gotten too much snow lately. Everywhere outside it looks whiter than the audience at a Toby Keith concert!

   Do those Jehovah Witness guys on the bicycles ride south for the winter? Hadn't seen them in awhile.

   Will not post anymore about snow after this post telling others to stop posting about snow.

   blah. with all this warm weather, the opportunities to write my name in cursive in the snow are disappearing.

   Dear snow, I think you're lost. Alaska is a different way.

   The Eskimo's allegedly have 52 words for snow. I have several words for snow also...

   Eskimos supposedly have 52 words for snow. That's weird, so does Charlie Sheen.

   Talked to Mom tonight. She said she got a good 8 inches in Albany tonight. God I hope she's talking about snow...

   Girls these days are chasing nuts like squirrels before winter.

   Wish we could be like bears, get all fat eating good food in the fall, hibernate all winter, and be all skinny for summer... Then do it all over again

   My road rage doubles in winter. Not only does everyone drive like they're 100 years old, but I get even more enraged when I flip someone off and realize I'm wearing mittens. Now I'm pissed and embarassed."

   thinking...the only one who wants Snow right now is Charlie Sheen...I happen to have a whole driveway full....Winning!!!"

   The snow is always lighter on the other side of the road

   In recognition and apprehension for our first day of Spring tomorrow, I say a BIG F.U. to Winter!

   So today is officially the first day of Spring! Just think, only a mere 277 more days till Winter arrives again...

   Its almost the time of year when I don't have to worry about leaving footprints in the snow when I'm looking through your window at night.