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X says """remember JESUS LOVES YOU... It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot."""

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-06-2008 21:27 by Masis Comments (0)

X is "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-07-2008 22:30 Comments (0)

X is faking the smile with the coffee to go

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-08-2008 02:51 by Chica Comments (0)

X is purposely pouring water on Gremlins

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-08-2008 21:23 Comments (0)

X is drinking beers with his peers

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-10-2008 10:42 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)

X is "going to jail, directly to jail. She is not passing go. She is not collecting $200"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-10-2008 11:59 Comments (0)

X is out discovering new fears.

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-10-2008 12:08 Comments (0)

X is easier to get into than a community college!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-11-2008 00:01 Comments (0)

X is chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-11-2008 11:57 Comments (0)

X is colorblind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-12-2008 19:44 Comments (0)

X is wondering if they make psycho repellent?!

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-13-2008 07:24 by Denice Comments (0)

X is perfecting secretly sleeping at my desk.

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-13-2008 07:32 Comments (0)

X is profound as a pronoun that verbs today.

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-13-2008 07:44 Comments (0)

X is eating out..at home. ;)

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-13-2008 15:58 Comments (0)

X is still that same great taste just fewer calories

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-13-2008 17:58 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)

X is "not drunk, hes just exhausted from being up all night drinking"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-13-2008 18:00 Comments (0)

X is waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-13-2008 18:02 Comments (0)

X is in fact the real slim shady

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-15-2008 07:28 Comments (0)

X is how Stella got her groove back

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-16-2008 13:27 by Mike R Comments (0)

X is never fully dressed without a smile!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-16-2008 16:15 by Alliesue Comments (0)

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