Funny Status Messages for Facebook
A huge collection of status updates for your facebook, twitter, or myspace profiles.Become a fan of Tjshome.com on Facebook
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X says
"""remember JESUS LOVES YOU... It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot."""
X is
"liking the sun, and the letter in between it"
X is
faking the smile with the coffee to go
X is
purposely pouring water on Gremlins
X is
drinking beers with his peers
X is
"going to jail, directly to jail. She is not passing go. She is not collecting $200"
X is
out discovering new fears.
X is
easier to get into than a community college!
X is
chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.
X is
colorblind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while
X is
wondering if they make psycho repellent?!
X is
perfecting secretly sleeping at my desk.
X is
profound as a pronoun that verbs today.
X is
eating out..at home. ;)
X is
still that same great taste just fewer calories
X is
"not drunk, hes just exhausted from being up all night drinking"
X is
waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho
X is
in fact the real slim shady
X is
how Stella got her groove back
X is
never fully dressed without a smile!
