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X says "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"
X says Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself
X is "gonna get rich, or die trying"
X is "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"
X is Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!
X is fresh out of batteries but still making noise
X is playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol
X says """remember JESUS LOVES YOU... It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot."""
X is "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"
X is faking the smile with the coffee to go
X is purposely pouring water on Gremlins
X is drinking beers with his peers
X is "going to jail, directly to jail. She is not passing go. She is not collecting $200"
X is out discovering new fears.
X is easier to get into than a community college!
X is chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.
X is colorblind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while
X is wondering if they make psycho repellent?!
X is perfecting secretly sleeping at my desk.
X is profound as a pronoun that verbs today.