Status Message Generator | Away Messages
Become a fan of Tjshome.com on Facebook
Sort: Oldest | Recent | RatingFunny Status Messages for Facebook
A huge collection of status updates for your facebook, twitter, or myspace profiles.Become a fan of Tjshome.com on Facebook
Filter: On | Off
X is
"an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."
<--Rate |
Submitted: 03-20-2008 17:15
X
feels good and bad at the same time
<--Rate |
Submitted: 03-20-2008 22:07
X is
wondering how she can go forward when she doesn't know which way she's facing
<--Rate |
Submitted: 03-22-2008 12:13 by Alishia
X
may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock
<--Rate |
Submitted: 04-01-2008 13:07
X is
having a very important meeting with mr.Bubbles and if you interrupt herhim their body guard Mr.Razor knows where you live!!!
<--Rate |
Submitted: 03-23-2008 21:16
X is
counting stupid sheep coz she can't go to sleep!
<--Rate |
Submitted: 03-26-2008 20:26 by Jeewanthie Welikumbura
X is
fabricating the perfect status
<--Rate |
Submitted: 03-27-2008 07:48
X is
laughing at old ladies getting hit by Frisbees
<--Rate |
Submitted: 03-27-2008 07:48
X is
down with O.P.P.
<--Rate |
Submitted: 04-04-2008 23:52
X is
undressing your profile pic with his eyes and you look hot
<--Rate |
Submitted: 04-22-2008 22:43
X is
on your mind at this very moment
<--Rate |
Submitted: 04-07-2008 02:50 by Joeknockz
X is
gambling his kids college funds away =\
<--Rate |
Submitted: 04-22-2008 22:44
X is
having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant
<--Rate |
Submitted: 04-07-2008 07:21
X is
doin it and doin it and doin it well
<--Rate |
Submitted: 04-07-2008 19:06 by Ethan
X is
disturbed by your lack of faith!
<--Rate |
Submitted: 04-09-2008 01:58
X is
a Jedi. Obviously.
<--Rate |
Submitted: 04-09-2008 01:58
X is
keeping your memory vague.
<--Rate |
Submitted: 04-09-2008 01:59
X is
telling on you!
<--Rate |
Submitted: 04-09-2008 02:00
X is
not suitable for minors!
<--Rate |
Submitted: 04-09-2008 02:05
X is
facing the book
<--Rate |
Submitted: 04-09-2008 06:32 by Waleed Omari
