Funny Status Message #206322
X says Keep your relationship fresh by writing each other love notes like, “I considered murdering you whilst ye slumbered in yon bedchambers.”
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- # 173289 Keep your marriage fresh by writing each other love notes like "I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn't."
- # 15766 Note to self: Stop writing yourself notes. Love, X
- # 38415 NOTE TO SELF: Please stop writing yourself notes. Love, Self
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