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X says Keep your marriage fresh by writing each other love notes like "I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn't."
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# 206322 Keep your relationship fresh by writing each other love notes like, “I considered murdering you whilst ye slumbered in yon bedchambers.”
# 38415 NOTE TO SELF: Please stop writing yourself notes. Love, Self
# 15766 Note to self: Stop writing yourself notes. Love, X

←Rate | 12-14-2016 05:53

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