love Funny Status Messages

   Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, -Everyone who actually Read it.

   It's Monday morning sweetie so do me a favor and shut your love hole. No, not that one...the one that makes words.

   Love and Alcohol are same... Once tasted, you can never stay away from them !!!!!

   Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you're ugly, hold a girl against her will & she'll eventually love you.

   I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more then any English teacher has. If you write "your" instead of "you're" in a English class all you get is a red mark.... Mess up on the Internet just once, and may God have mercy on your soul.

   How do I love thee? Let me count the empty cans.

   If you can't love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot.

   We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.

   You find love when you're not looking for it, and you can't find it when you really want to. It's sh!t like this that makes me drink.

   Every time I post,, I get a rush like I'm releasing a little animal into the wild... A hideous, deformed animal that no one will ever love...

   A wife tattooed "I LOVE U" on her nipples and showed it to her husband. He replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth! "

   I could love anyone provided you're not a jerk, have decent teeth, and a good credit score.

   A picnic is a great way to see what all the foods you love would taste like if you added ants.

   Everyone around me is obsessed with finding true love. All I want is a girl who will laugh at my jokes.

   Drunk love is better than crazy love.

   "I love Justin Beiber" Hey Jeff, eat a Snickers, you're gay when youre hungry

   This is the real me. Full of problems. Full of love. Full of lost. Full of hurt. Full of life. Full of hope. Full of happiness. Most of all.....Full of friends.

   The only thing worse than a broken heart is a heart that has never known love.

   I haven't yet met someone who shares my idea of what love really is.

   If getting people to love you by dangling them over an eternal pit of hell fire is wrong, I don't want to be right.