love Funny Status Messages

   Oh, the things I do for love...like lie to the police concerning my whereabouts the night of August 4th...

   As of today, I've been married to my best friend for 10 amazing years. Love you, sweetie! Is she gone? OMG, you guys, I'm being smothered.

   It's really very simple; I will love you unconditionally as long as you just do everything I say.

   Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you.

   Do what you love, but run like hell as soon as you hear the sirens.

   I wish I loved anything as much as people in yogurt commercials love eating yogurt.

   I love wanking in the shower but I've been told that if I do it again, they're gonna revoke my gym membership.

   If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it's that the love of your life is someone you've never actually met.

   so youre looking for a good guy who will love and respect you, but yet you post half naked pics on your fb? why thats. .thats brilliant!

   I love morning sex....... Ok I love it anytime.

   I love it when you push my buttons, baby. But touch my car radio presets and I'll have to push you into oncoming traffic.

   Her: Do You know how much I love you? Me: how much? Her: This much *spreads legs*

   I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: "WOW I cant believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!"...

   if you want to make me nervous, tell me that you love me.

   It's not true love until they offer to get decapitated, cooked and eaten by you.

   They say love is more important than money. B!tch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!

   I love you, but I'm not in "change my relationship status on FB" love with you

   You chose tragic love story I choose avoiding preventable tragedies

   Some of my favorite posts don't always get a lot of stars.. That's O.K. They know I love them,, and they love me back... That's all we need.

   I love being naked in a house alone... It's just a little awkward when the owner's arrive.