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   messageicon Wondering, Don't you idiot Desert Dwellers realize Americans are watching Football today and could give a $hit less about your protest.. @wasteofenergy
←Rate | 09-15-2012 22:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The NFL should change it's name to the little girls league with all these rules. Football is a violent and physical sport, if you get hurt, it's part of the job.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 13:05 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 16:59 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon If swimming would just add one shark, I would watch it more than football.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon You do know that COLTS stand for Count On Loosing The Superbowl!!
←Rate | 02-07-2010 11:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Betty white to preform at next yrs Superbowl ...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 23:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Football is on. I'll talk to you guys in February.
←Rate | 09-14-2015 13:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 09:02 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ACA's, CMA's, ACM's...country music is working on having as many stupid awards shows as college football has pointless bowl games.
←Rate | 12-11-2013 02:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your boyfriend isn't ignoring you as much as you'd like him to, suggest he join a few more fantasy football leagues.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 17:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if any body needs me I will be over here waiting for football season
←Rate | 06-21-2013 14:08 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a great idea for improving Coldplay concerts. Stop the show halfway through and feature a 15 minute football game.
←Rate | 02-29-2016 11:59 by Fazzmanazz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dr: So, how did you dislocate your shoulder? Me: I panicked when the blood pressure machine at the store got tigh- I mean football..
←Rate | 02-02-2017 20:05 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tim Tebow speaking at the Republican National Convention guarantees the Republicans have no shot at winning the Superbowl next year.
←Rate | 07-15-2016 16:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad it's college football season again, now we have an excuse to drink at 10:00 AM on a Saturday.
←Rate | 08-31-2016 20:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wearing a football jersey to Buffalo Wild Wings is dad cosplay.
←Rate | 10-02-2016 04:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The NCAA should allow Penn State to continue playing football, but their scores shouldn't be reported for 15 years.
←Rate | 07-22-2012 12:47 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
←Rate | 08-24-2010 16:02 Comments (5)  


   messageicon Across this country right now, college marching bands are practicing call me maybe in time for the kickoff of college football.
←Rate | 08-25-2012 10:11 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Womens football. If it isn't raining I'm just not interested.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 16:07 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  




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