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   messageicon The NFL should change it's name to the little girls league with all these rules. Football is a violent and physical sport, if you get hurt, it's part of the job.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 13:05 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If swimming would just add one shark, I would watch it more than football.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Betty white to preform at next yrs Superbowl ...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 23:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You do know that COLTS stand for Count On Loosing The Superbowl!!
←Rate | 02-07-2010 11:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Football is on. I'll talk to you guys in February.
←Rate | 09-14-2015 13:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 09:02 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ACA's, CMA's, ACM's...country music is working on having as many stupid awards shows as college football has pointless bowl games.
←Rate | 12-11-2013 02:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your boyfriend isn't ignoring you as much as you'd like him to, suggest he join a few more fantasy football leagues.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 17:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if any body needs me I will be over here waiting for football season
←Rate | 06-21-2013 14:08 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a great idea for improving Coldplay concerts. Stop the show halfway through and feature a 15 minute football game.
←Rate | 02-29-2016 11:59 by Fazzmanazz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dr: So, how did you dislocate your shoulder? Me: I panicked when the blood pressure machine at the store got tigh- I mean football..
←Rate | 02-02-2017 20:05 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tim Tebow speaking at the Republican National Convention guarantees the Republicans have no shot at winning the Superbowl next year.
←Rate | 07-15-2016 16:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad it's college football season again, now we have an excuse to drink at 10:00 AM on a Saturday.
←Rate | 08-31-2016 20:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wearing a football jersey to Buffalo Wild Wings is dad cosplay.
←Rate | 10-02-2016 04:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The NCAA should allow Penn State to continue playing football, but their scores shouldn't be reported for 15 years.
←Rate | 07-22-2012 12:47 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
←Rate | 08-24-2010 16:02 Comments (5)  


   messageicon Across this country right now, college marching bands are practicing call me maybe in time for the kickoff of college football.
←Rate | 08-25-2012 10:11 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Womens football. If it isn't raining I'm just not interested.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 16:07 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon My buddy Jim has an impressive New Year's resolution. No more sex, no beer, no football, no nights out with the guys and no looking at other women. He's getting married tonight!!
←Rate | 12-31-2010 08:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like to see a soccer player play real football and a real football player play soccer and see who cries first.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 10:34 Comments (0)  



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