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   messageicon I don't know who makes more idle threats: Iran threatening the U.S. Navy in the Persian Gulf or Rex Ryan of the Jets threatening to win a Superbowl every year?
←Rate | 01-03-2012 09:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon She lost me at, "I don't watch football."
←Rate | 01-04-2015 13:14 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon BEFORE MARRIAGE: Saturday Night Fever AFTER: Monday Night Football
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:08 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some good tax news for you Michigan trolls. The IRS announced today that you can write off your Michigan Wolverine football season tickets as a total loss.
←Rate | 12-04-2019 10:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: United States resumes not caring about soccer, looks forward to NFL Football in September
←Rate | 07-17-2011 22:18 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Overview of my résumé: 1. Quick eater 2. Extensive knowledge of Parkour 3. Argumentative 4: Fired from McDonalds 5: Am I a multi tasker, (I can sneeze and pee at the same) 6: leading my Fantasy Football league..
←Rate | 09-21-2013 13:44 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Son: Dad, what's a hypocrite?.... Me: It's when an idiot wants to change the name of a football team while putting Aunt Jemima syrup on waffles.
←Rate | 10-19-2015 21:20 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Can't You Just Let Me Watch The Damn Football Game?" – the Working Title of my new Childrens book
←Rate | 07-27-2012 07:54 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama said he wouldn't let his son play football bc he fears it would cause dementia. Someone should tell Obama that he doesn't have a son.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 16:28 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty excited that the Patriots and the Giants are opening for Madonna at the Superbowl
←Rate | 02-05-2012 15:35 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering, Don't you idiot Desert Dwellers realize Americans are watching Football today and could give a $hit less about your protest.. @wasteofenergy
←Rate | 09-15-2012 22:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 16:59 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really hope my fantasy football teams do well this year.... I need a resume booster.
←Rate | 09-05-2013 21:49 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 09:02 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If swimming would just add one shark, I would watch it more than football.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon You do know that COLTS stand for Count On Loosing The Superbowl!!
←Rate | 02-07-2010 11:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Betty white to preform at next yrs Superbowl ...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 23:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The NFL should change it's name to the little girls league with all these rules. Football is a violent and physical sport, if you get hurt, it's part of the job.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 13:05 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Football is on. I'll talk to you guys in February.
←Rate | 09-14-2015 13:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ACA's, CMA's, ACM's...country music is working on having as many stupid awards shows as college football has pointless bowl games.
←Rate | 12-11-2013 02:52 Comments (0)  




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