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   messageicon I've heard enough of this Black Friday crap. The sooner we realize that all Fridays matter the better off we'll be as a society.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 13:28 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon its friday I smell vodka
←Rate | 02-24-2012 12:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess Black Friday started early in Ferguson
←Rate | 11-25-2014 00:02 by derfmeister Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.
←Rate | 08-27-2012 06:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah yes, Friday. Wha...What was that? Saw it out of the corner of my eye. There, behind the...I just saw it duck down. There it is again disappearing just as I almost get a glimpse of it. MONDAY! I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU BA$TARD!
←Rate | 03-15-2013 20:10 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to wish everyone a Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs...!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 00:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have
←Rate | 11-21-2012 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday. The day we buy a whole bunch of material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.
←Rate | 11-29-2013 09:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon While your looking for deals this black Friday....I'll be at your house finding a better deal
←Rate | 11-24-2011 20:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its Friday, Anything worth doing is worth doing weird.
←Rate | 10-19-2012 08:37 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday!!!!!! I just thought i'd tell ya'll that just incase you haven't seen all the other 1000 post about it.
←Rate | 09-02-2011 21:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekdays and refuse thy work hours. Or if thou wilt not, just hurry up and get here already.
←Rate | 08-16-2010 16:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday
←Rate | 02-27-2014 14:23 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


   messageicon Notice the same people that complain about being broke are the same people that are updating status saying out shopping on Black Friday.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 15:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon *confetti falls* DING! DING! DING! *audience cheers* *in my gameshow host voice* COOOOONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1000th PERSON TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT'S FRIDAY IN YOUR STATUS. JERRY, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY'VE WON! *door opens* ABBBBBBSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!
←Rate | 11-07-2009 12:12 by Shante Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Friday the 13th instead of Jason popping out of nowhere to kill us, Jennifer Hudson will sing about how much weight shes lost until we commit suicide.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 07:41 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fancy a 11/11/11 baby ?? ...... if so, best do your stuff this Friday !!!
←Rate | 02-15-2011 15:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK. Who wants to put on a bear costume and go on a rampage tearing apart the tents of people camping outside of Best Buy for Black Friday?
←Rate | 11-17-2013 11:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday instantly puts you in a good mood...
←Rate | 04-12-2013 08:11 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Friday, Finding Dory will be release in theaters as well as Season 4 of Orange is the new Black on Netflix. One is about the adventures of a lost soul in a sea of fish searching for love. The other is made by Pixar.
←Rate | 06-14-2016 13:27 Comments (0)  



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