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   messageicon its friday I smell vodka
←Rate | 02-24-2012 12:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was thinking about going to Walmart for Black Friday but I couldn't find my pajamas.
←Rate | 11-26-2018 13:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday. Or as it should be known: "Thanksgiving Is Over, We Now Return You To Your Self-Centered Lives Already In Progress."
←Rate | 11-29-2019 07:46 by BobBogin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts
←Rate | 08-26-2016 19:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The way I see it, EVERY Friday is Good Friday.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 06:27 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fergison Mo. BLACK FRIDAY GHETTO STYLE!!!!
←Rate | 11-25-2014 08:11 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its friday everybody! Maybe I should make a song about it.......u know, just to get the word out
←Rate | 04-15-2011 10:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.
←Rate | 08-27-2012 06:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed....
←Rate | 03-21-2012 12:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Royal Couple will be in the U.S. on Friday. Isn't that ironic? We spent Monday celebrating the day we threw the British out, and on Friday we're letting them back in.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 23:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah yes, Friday. Wha...What was that? Saw it out of the corner of my eye. There, behind the...I just saw it duck down. There it is again disappearing just as I almost get a glimpse of it. MONDAY! I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU BA$TARD!
←Rate | 03-15-2013 20:10 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to wish everyone a Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs...!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 00:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday!!!!!! I just thought i'd tell ya'll that just incase you haven't seen all the other 1000 post about it.
←Rate | 09-02-2011 21:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have
←Rate | 11-21-2012 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday. The day we buy a whole bunch of material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.
←Rate | 11-29-2013 09:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon While your looking for deals this black Friday....I'll be at your house finding a better deal
←Rate | 11-24-2011 20:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its Friday, Anything worth doing is worth doing weird.
←Rate | 10-19-2012 08:37 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’ll like to brag that after 12 Years of marriage, I still have sex with my wife almost every day! Almost on Monday Almost on Tuesday Almost on Wednesday Almost on Thursday Almost on Friday Almost on Saturday Almost on Sunday.!
←Rate | 04-19-2020 11:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon *confetti falls* DING! DING! DING! *audience cheers* *in my gameshow host voice* COOOOONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1000th PERSON TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT'S FRIDAY IN YOUR STATUS. JERRY, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY'VE WON! *door opens* ABBBBBBSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!
←Rate | 11-07-2009 12:12 by Shante Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK. Who wants to put on a bear costume and go on a rampage tearing apart the tents of people camping outside of Best Buy for Black Friday?
←Rate | 11-17-2013 11:07 Comments (0)  




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