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   messageicon I think my neighbors are starting to get somewhat jaded.. No one even questioned me making snow angels. Tomorrow I'm doing it in a clown suit while playing the bag pipes.
←Rate | 12-19-2013 19:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.
←Rate | 12-15-2013 13:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you know how much snow is too much snow to go to the liquor store?
←Rate | 12-15-2013 09:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just finished shoveling 6 inches of snow off my lawn. Then I mowed it.
←Rate | 12-14-2013 21:56 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be
←Rate | 12-14-2013 10:23 by Chuck Comments (0)  


   messageicon snow in Egypt in the dessert, Egyptian police report camel's slipping and sliding, Egyptian Utilities report all 25 customer's without power.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 23:41 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Below freezing weather in every state this week, Egypt gets snow, republicans and doubters owe Al Gore an apology regarding climate change, don't they?
←Rate | 12-13-2013 16:07 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment
←Rate | 12-13-2013 13:29 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dressed my snowman up as a security guard, and then I put him out in front of a snow bank.
←Rate | 12-10-2013 11:09 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the 2010 Winter Olympics, I brought home the gold for smushing down the garbage so I don't have to bring it outside.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 12:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 11:29 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I blame all this snow on people who think its fun to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving. ... mother nature just went along with them. ...so they cant b*tch..
←Rate | 11-26-2013 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When are the winter special olympics??
←Rate | 11-21-2013 20:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
←Rate | 10-20-2013 07:42 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!
←Rate | 09-23-2013 11:37 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Name two things that will disappear if you ignore them long enough- Snow and Adolescence!
←Rate | 09-17-2013 21:18 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.
←Rate | 09-15-2013 09:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . .
←Rate | 09-06-2013 21:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the snow wears white in Winter why can't we?
←Rate | 09-03-2013 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
←Rate | 08-29-2013 13:28 by snotty Comments (0)  



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