snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Chill with the snow pics folks. It's fcuking winter. It's supposed to be cold.

   "Haha Good one snow.... Good one" *pulls snow aside and whispers* "Seriously dude, knock it off, you're ruining my life"

   Dear Winter: SMA!!

   Only in SC, would they close schools, universities, libraries, and declare a 'state of emergency' for snow that other states would consider to be a 'snow dusting'. I'm sure Boston would love type of snow that SC has that melts before noon.

   There has been so much snow in Mass. that Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be an Eskimo

   I was feeling mischievous and saw snow on my boss's windshield. So I started to draw a p*nis on it until I saw she was sitting behind the steering wheel

   You said you love spending time with your children. School Snow Days determined that was a lie.

   To hell with all this snow. I woke up this morning and beat the fugk out of the snow man in my neighbors front yard. . .

   Breaking weather news! Winter storm Juno finally landed and was quickly deflated as it passed over New England.

   NEWS FLASH: After watching video of this huge North East Snow Storm.... Al Sharpton has called an emergency meeting with his act up idiot group because the storm is...... ALL WHITE...... film at 11....

   FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.

   Just looking at the snow angels I made. I'm definitely going to the gym tomorrow!

   "I don't see color." - A person who shouldn't eat snow

   There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and Sally out in the snow. Come on, guys, let Sally back inside.

   Found a Jelly Belly in my winter coat from last year. I ate it.

   Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus.

   We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car.

   "Son, when I was your age we had to walk 50 miles uphill, in the snow with no shoes just to find out if hot, local singles were in the area"

   See, it's not only Canada that gets snow. Got that Florida, Texas, California........

   Remember when someone had posted "who cares if we don't get to see polars Bears, cuz we didn't get to see dinosaurs?" I guess mother natures cares with this winter blast!