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   messageicon I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like "polar vortex" to tell us that it is cold during winter...
←Rate | 01-07-2014 19:53 by styles Comments (1)  

   messageicon My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!
←Rate | 01-06-2014 11:08 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got eight inches last night. The snow was pretty deep too.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 07:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.
←Rate | 12-25-2013 14:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Reason # 65 why I hate winter: Water heater is set to 211 because the tap water is 33...
←Rate | 12-24-2013 20:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ I'm Dreaming Of A White Isthmus ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ .....(Hey what can I say, I have a thing for snow covered narrow strips of land connecting two larger land areas.)
←Rate | 12-24-2013 08:44 by Critical Mass Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think my neighbors are starting to get somewhat jaded.. No one even questioned me making snow angels. Tomorrow I'm doing it in a clown suit while playing the bag pipes.
←Rate | 12-19-2013 19:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.
←Rate | 12-15-2013 13:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do you know how much snow is too much snow to go to the liquor store?
←Rate | 12-15-2013 09:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just finished shoveling 6 inches of snow off my lawn. Then I mowed it.
←Rate | 12-14-2013 21:56 by Steve OH Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be
←Rate | 12-14-2013 10:23 by Chuck Comments (0)  

   messageicon snow in Egypt in the dessert, Egyptian police report camel's slipping and sliding, Egyptian Utilities report all 25 customer's without power.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 23:41 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon Below freezing weather in every state this week, Egypt gets snow, republicans and doubters owe Al Gore an apology regarding climate change, don't they?
←Rate | 12-13-2013 16:07 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment
←Rate | 12-13-2013 13:29 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dressed my snowman up as a security guard, and then I put him out in front of a snow bank.
←Rate | 12-10-2013 11:09 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon At the 2010 Winter Olympics, I brought home the gold for smushing down the garbage so I don't have to bring it outside.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 12:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 11:29 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I blame all this snow on people who think its fun to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving. ... mother nature just went along with them. they cant b*tch..
←Rate | 11-26-2013 12:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When are the winter special olympics??
←Rate | 11-21-2013 20:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
←Rate | 10-20-2013 07:42 by snotty Comments (0)  

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