snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   You heard about the snowstorm in Georgia. A snowstorm in Atlanta resulted in a 10-hour traffic jam. To which people in Los Angeles responded, "You guys need snow for that?

   Hey Canada, when you're griping about how hot it is the one day it hits 70, remember, in the south we call that winter.

   Atlanta gets 2ins of snow and the city is parlized, in Canada we call 2in of snow summer.

   Ok Northerners, stop criticizing how we handle snow & ice. It is very rare down here. You know kinda like winning a BCS National Championship up there

   47% of the country misses Obama's speech due to winter storm. Somehow I don't think he cares.

   Everyone's all, 'OMG! Snow!', and I'm just over here like, 'Hey, tonight Obama is going to officially announce that he's going to overtly rule by decree.'

   BREAKING NEWS: It snows during winter time.

   I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.

   Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air... Don't do dope, kids.

   I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like "polar vortex" to tell us that it is cold during winter...

   My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!

   I got eight inches last night. The snow was pretty deep too.

   On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.

   Reason # 65 why I hate winter: Water heater is set to 211 because the tap water is 33...

   ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ I'm Dreaming Of A White Isthmus ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ .....(Hey what can I say, I have a thing for snow covered narrow strips of land connecting two larger land areas.)

   I think my neighbors are starting to get somewhat jaded.. No one even questioned me making snow angels. Tomorrow I'm doing it in a clown suit while playing the bag pipes.

   Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.

   Do you know how much snow is too much snow to go to the liquor store?

   Just finished shoveling 6 inches of snow off my lawn. Then I mowed it.

   Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be