snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like "polar vortex" to tell us that it is cold during winter...

   My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!

   I got eight inches last night. The snow was pretty deep too.

   On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.

   Reason # 65 why I hate winter: Water heater is set to 211 because the tap water is 33...

   ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ I'm Dreaming Of A White Isthmus ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ .....(Hey what can I say, I have a thing for snow covered narrow strips of land connecting two larger land areas.)

   I think my neighbors are starting to get somewhat jaded.. No one even questioned me making snow angels. Tomorrow I'm doing it in a clown suit while playing the bag pipes.

   Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.

   Do you know how much snow is too much snow to go to the liquor store?

   Just finished shoveling 6 inches of snow off my lawn. Then I mowed it.

   Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be

   snow in Egypt in the dessert, Egyptian police report camel's slipping and sliding, Egyptian Utilities report all 25 customer's without power.

   Below freezing weather in every state this week, Egypt gets snow, republicans and doubters owe Al Gore an apology regarding climate change, don't they?

   Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment

   Dressed my snowman up as a security guard, and then I put him out in front of a snow bank.

   At the 2010 Winter Olympics, I brought home the gold for smushing down the garbage so I don't have to bring it outside.

   Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.

   I blame all this snow on people who think its fun to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving. ... mother nature just went along with them. ...so they cant b*tch..

   When are the winter special olympics??

   My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.