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   messageicon You heard about the snowstorm in Georgia. A snowstorm in Atlanta resulted in a 10-hour traffic jam. To which people in Los Angeles responded, "You guys need snow for that?
←Rate | 01-31-2014 08:40 by McKibben Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey Canada, when you're griping about how hot it is the one day it hits 70, remember, in the south we call that winter.
←Rate | 01-30-2014 10:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Atlanta gets 2ins of snow and the city is parlized, in Canada we call 2in of snow summer.
←Rate | 01-30-2014 09:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok Northerners, stop criticizing how we handle snow & ice. It is very rare down here. You know kinda like winning a BCS National Championship up there
←Rate | 01-29-2014 19:28 by Jon Comments (0)  

   messageicon 47% of the country misses Obama's speech due to winter storm. Somehow I don't think he cares.
←Rate | 01-29-2014 05:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyone's all, 'OMG! Snow!', and I'm just over here like, 'Hey, tonight Obama is going to officially announce that he's going to overtly rule by decree.'
←Rate | 01-28-2014 18:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: It snows during winter time.
←Rate | 01-21-2014 13:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.
←Rate | 01-20-2014 18:57 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air... Don't do dope, kids.
←Rate | 01-10-2014 17:52 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like "polar vortex" to tell us that it is cold during winter...
←Rate | 01-07-2014 19:53 by styles Comments (1)  

   messageicon My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!
←Rate | 01-06-2014 11:08 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got eight inches last night. The snow was pretty deep too.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 07:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.
←Rate | 12-25-2013 14:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Reason # 65 why I hate winter: Water heater is set to 211 because the tap water is 33...
←Rate | 12-24-2013 20:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ I'm Dreaming Of A White Isthmus ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ .....(Hey what can I say, I have a thing for snow covered narrow strips of land connecting two larger land areas.)
←Rate | 12-24-2013 08:44 by Critical Mass Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think my neighbors are starting to get somewhat jaded.. No one even questioned me making snow angels. Tomorrow I'm doing it in a clown suit while playing the bag pipes.
←Rate | 12-19-2013 19:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.
←Rate | 12-15-2013 13:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do you know how much snow is too much snow to go to the liquor store?
←Rate | 12-15-2013 09:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just finished shoveling 6 inches of snow off my lawn. Then I mowed it.
←Rate | 12-14-2013 21:56 by Steve OH Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be
←Rate | 12-14-2013 10:23 by Chuck Comments (0)  

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