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   messageicon When I was a kid, snow days cost $100 and only lasted a few hours...
←Rate | 01-28-2011 00:18 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ah winter, that beautiful time of year for frozen engines, broken car starters and screeching fan belts. Bliss 
←Rate | 01-30-2011 21:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love snow it can make the dirtiest ghetto look clean.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 19:28 by Will Comments (1)  

   messageicon WOW!! This winter storm system spans 2000 miles!!
←Rate | 02-01-2011 01:48 by ROMAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Will it ever stop; Yo, I don't know, turned out the lights, and there's snow
←Rate | 02-01-2011 10:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon introducing the latest game from Zynga.....SNOWVILLE..... make coins as Mr. Plow.....purchase snow shovels and snow throwers to do "special jobs" clearing driveways for the elderly couple down the street as you ask friends for help.... and be ca
←Rate | 02-01-2011 11:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon with all the snow and ice; there is no traffic so everyone head outside and just stand in the street...start shakin it to poker face and flash dance!
←Rate | 02-01-2011 12:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Punxsutawney Phil, If you are not frozen, please come out of your little home tomorrow morning with your eyes closed(so you don't see your shadow) and flip everyone off. That should sum up this winter.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 15:50 by acreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon ‎400 lbs of salt and two snow blowers for sale, thanks weathermen! Excuse me while I Go sledding through my grass.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 20:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Two winners for mega millions. One in Indiana and one in Michigan. I hope they both lose their tickets in the snow!
←Rate | 02-02-2011 05:48 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Groundhog just slid a note under the door that read 6 more months winter. Don't worry I've got my shotgun and I'm asking him again.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 06:04 by @psym0niedk9 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Of course the snow is really "coming down" out there. What? As opposed to it going up?
←Rate | 02-02-2011 06:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on its smiling face a dream... of spring. Ciao
←Rate | 02-02-2011 07:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 10:23 by @Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon Getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 15:34 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon hates snow blowing.... it gives me an ice cream headache.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 18:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everybody in Chicago is moaning about the snow. Um it is winter and it is Chicago, what dou you expect? Sunshine and lollipops?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:46 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So if gasoline is based on supply and demand and a third of the Nation has been crippled by this winter storm, doesn't it only make sense that gas goes down in price for at least a few days?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 08:38 by digitalevolutiondj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thanks everyone for posting photos of the fresh snow. No, really I haven't seen nearly enough in person even though I was shoveling at 5am this morning.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 10:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life Lesson number 1, There is a time each month when a man would rather face death in a 20ft snow drift than spend a day with his significant other. Thank god for 4 wheel drive
←Rate | 02-03-2011 11:55 by SEAN Comments (0)  

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