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   messageicon Peggy - "Tell me you love me, Al - "I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word."
←Rate | 09-03-2011 10:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I met a girl the other day. She said it's a must for her mate to be into the arts. I told her I am very much into the arts... the art of beer drinking, the art of watching football, and the art of long walks on the beach after anal.
←Rate | 09-04-2011 09:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon never understood people watching a football game wearing their team jersey. Thats like me watching CSI dressed as a dead hooker.
←Rate | 09-08-2011 21:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's the objective for Jewish football......To get the quarterback!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 12:48 by Lozo Comments (0)  

   messageicon ESPN's Ron Jaworski just apologized for saying "sh*t" live on the air during Monday Night Football. Which just goes to prove that 90% of sportscasters don't notice to all the dumb krap that comes outta there own mouths anyway.
←Rate | 09-13-2011 12:33 by JBabcock Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some watch football for the game. Some watch it so the commercials will let them know what questions to ask their doctor.
←Rate | 09-20-2011 10:15 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like c0ck.
←Rate | 09-22-2011 17:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ay, were dudes it's Sunday and our teams are playing, were gonna talk about football, you wanna make a good wife one day then get used to it
←Rate | 09-25-2011 14:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon hey were dudes it's Sunday and our teams are playing, were gonna talk about football, you wanna make a good wife one day then get used to it
←Rate | 09-25-2011 14:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon its football season...detroit lions, cleveland tigers, & chicago bears...oh my
←Rate | 09-27-2011 00:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I firmly believe that a man should never hit a woman. But come on, she changed the channel from Sunday Night Football to Desperate Housewives. I didn't have a choice!
←Rate | 09-27-2011 09:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fresh out the shower √ Ice cold beer √ BBQ grill ready √ Sunday NFL Football √ √ √....---> IT'SGO TIME<---
←Rate | 10-09-2011 12:54 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching football shows me just how enthusiastic and pretty beer drinkers are. According to beer ads.
←Rate | 10-09-2011 19:02 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:35 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think as many hours as I put in I should be able to put fantasy football team owner on my resume
←Rate | 10-21-2011 14:19 by chris Comments (0)  

   messageicon Terrell Owens held a work out for NFL teams today,was televised by ESPN &the NFL Network.problem was no NFL teams actually showed.Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite when Uncle Rico is videotaping himself playing football.How much you w
←Rate | 10-25-2011 21:08 by mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
←Rate | 10-25-2011 21:10 by mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't judge me for saying girlfriends don't watch football. If you have a girlfriend that loves football, she should be your wife!
←Rate | 10-29-2011 12:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon tight end, stuck him, up the middle, sacked him, ball deflected, ball returned, flag is thrown, challenge, incomplete, 2 minute warning, holding, TOUCHDOWN......gotta love Football
←Rate | 10-30-2011 14:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon don't hug a football fan, give him a pat on the buttocks
←Rate | 10-30-2011 15:01 Comments (0)  

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