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   messageicon Today is National Unfriend Day... but what if mother won't let me unfriend?
←Rate | 11-17-2010 19:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bristol is following in her mother's footsteps, having no talent and people still root for her!
←Rate | 11-23-2010 20:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!”
←Rate | 11-24-2010 07:29 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-laws peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
←Rate | 11-26-2010 14:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months. I don't like to interrupt her.
←Rate | 11-26-2010 17:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mother Nature is blowing everyone tonight.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 17:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just Overheard on BlackOps online;Guy 1: YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE HAD AN ABORTION!!!! Guy 2: I know I Hate my sister!
←Rate | 12-05-2010 05:00 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
←Rate | 12-08-2010 14:12 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only good thing about having your mother as a FB friend is that no matter how bad your status update bombs in your attempt to be funny, you can always count on her to "like' it
←Rate | 12-20-2010 19:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
←Rate | 12-20-2010 20:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Parking in the "Expecting Mother" parking spot wasn't a mistake. I'm expecting yours.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 14:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mother never understood the irony in calling me a ”son-of-a-b!tch.”
←Rate | 01-04-2011 18:55 by A is for ME Comments (0)  

   messageicon pretty sure that mother nature has been taken over by an evil step-mother!!!
←Rate | 01-05-2011 10:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
←Rate | 01-08-2011 08:42 by Dany6814 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Turning on Parental Control...restricting my wireless network so my mother cannot go on Facebook at certain times.
←Rate | 01-09-2011 19:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon if a deaf boy cusses in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
←Rate | 01-19-2011 09:49 by Tyler G Comments (3)  

   messageicon Steven Tyler has the face only a mother could love.
←Rate | 01-20-2011 21:07 by @S.Gaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon I miss the days when their mother's loving kiss could solve all of my children's problems:o(
←Rate | 01-21-2011 14:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook - one more way my mother can make sure I haven't died in the past 24 hours...
←Rate | 01-23-2011 20:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
←Rate | 01-24-2011 01:08 Comments (0)  

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