Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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logged into your facebook account and sending friend requests to transexuals
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01-19-2010 22:36
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thinks the most used sexual position amoung married couples is doggy style, the husband sits and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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01-19-2010 21:16 by mullerman
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Okay people, if you are driving a small car, and are not towing a trailer or driving a semi; you have no business coming into the left lane to negotiate a right turn
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01-19-2010 21:15
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How to eat an Oreo: First you twist it...... Oh it broke...
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01-19-2010 20:45
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logged into your facebook account and rearanging your farm!
If money grows on trees, I wanna be in the shade.
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01-19-2010 20:11
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People need to pay up..im not a money tree, and I dont work for free.
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01-19-2010 20:07
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I actually saw some video of where I was when I went to Haiti and the sad thing was not much had changed.
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01-19-2010 20:05
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only going to marry a very old man with a very bad cough...
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01-19-2010 19:07
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(RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)²
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01-19-2010 18:00
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Bartending at the Betty Ford Clinic
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01-19-2010 17:54
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Women who chase after younger men are called "Cougars" whereas men who chase after younger women are called "Men".
how many people have gone to bed so angry with someone you've pretended to have a nightmare, just so you can roll over and punch them in the head
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01-19-2010 17:46 by Brandy
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trying to find the All-Spark before Megatron uses it to transform all of Earth's machines and destroy the planet to harvest the Energon source. Wish me and Sam luck...
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01-19-2010 17:17 by Alex
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at the supermarket dropping Cucumbers and KY Jelly into random peoples trolleys !!
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01-19-2010 17:11 by Y.P
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spring cleaning her head, this could take a while...
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01-19-2010 16:31 by ragoo
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You ever wonder how much more advanced this whole world would be IF we only had one religion AND racism never existed?
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01-19-2010 13:43 by Danmanz
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thought about dozens of Vampire movies and shows for the past decade and wondered which ones sucked the life out him and the ones that just sucked.
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01-19-2010 13:38 by Danmanz
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if love were a blow pop then I would blow you forever.
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01-19-2010 13:02 by Tricia M
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..have you noticed that when you take "the" and "IRS" and put them together,it spells "theirs"?