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now in subsmission to the power of great stupidity
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02-05-2010 11:20
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won't be drinking alone tonight.......the verizon network will be with with her!
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02-05-2010 10:09 by
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when love is in the air I put on my gas mask.
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02-05-2010 09:42
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Never hit a man with glasses! A baseball bat does the job MUCH better!
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02-05-2010 09:39 by
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Kentucky man wins 128 million dollar lottery. Says he will share winnings with his wife and sister. Lucky woman!
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02-05-2010 05:22 by
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They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
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02-05-2010 05:20 by
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Just started the all donut diet, or as I like to call it, Glazed Anatomy.
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02-05-2010 05:20 by
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If you're happy, don't ask questions. Isn't that right ?
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02-05-2010 03:18 by
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dont cry because it is 0ver....smile because it happened..!!
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02-05-2010 03:01
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thinks playing COD with a laggy internet connection, is way harder than giving birth.
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02-05-2010 01:02
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Note to self, when meeting uncle Jack at the airport never scream "Hi Jack!!" ..again
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02-05-2010 00:19
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- Oh Facebook, you go through more Design Changes than I go through Women.
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02-04-2010 23:39
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Confucius he say, man who sit on tall toilet is high on pot...
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02-04-2010 23:20 by
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Why did some make a 'Piñata Endangerment Awareness' group on facebook??
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02-04-2010 23:10 by
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Friends teach you what you WANT to know. Enemies teach you what you NEED to know.
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02-04-2010 22:46
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I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.
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02-04-2010 22:46
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There's a one-in six-billion chance that you'll find your soulmate. And that's if they're not dead
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02-04-2010 22:45
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Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.
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02-04-2010 22:44
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No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.
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02-04-2010 22:44
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Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.
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