Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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"Who Dat" if you think about the worst sports catch phrase of all time, I bet you can probably guess the demographic of the ones who coined it. Kinda sad if you think about it. It shows where the education levels are falling. Way to go Saints fans....
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02-09-2010 10:58
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They say you can't outrun a charging bear. But really you don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun whoever you're with. That's why I only camp with slow people.
has invented a time machine! Unfortunatly, it can only go about one minute into the future. Coincidentally, it takes one minute for it to work........wait a minute(looks around warily)
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02-09-2010 09:42 by Tal
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always and never are two words you should always remember to never use....
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02-09-2010 09:38
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wondering how wealthy rappers stay so angry
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02-09-2010 09:21
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can I put on the Scream mask when I do you from behind
needs 5 steel beams for his horse glue factory
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02-09-2010 09:10
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who needs LSD when you have Dumbo on dvd?
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02-09-2010 09:01
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asks do crowded elevators smell different to midgets?
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02-09-2010 07:47
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Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
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02-09-2010 05:35 by Ankur
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Farmville? Meh..just wake me up when they launch "Margaritaville"..
thinking about creating a FB application "Governmentville" --where virtual money is paid to all the Farmville players just to let their farms go fallow...for several years....
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02-09-2010 00:18 by dk
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thinks people find me annoying but are too polite to say so, and I find that ...annoying.
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02-08-2010 23:20
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I swear FB. Your making me think my computer is all messed up. lol. How is this better than before? Your gonna make me start my own damn company...
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02-08-2010 22:57
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Alzheimers: You wake up and wonder who's sleeping next to you, where you are, what you did the night before, why you're naked..... kinda like college, isn't it?
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02-08-2010 22:56 by samdave69
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is quiet, shy, sweet and innocent! Sorry I couldn't even TYPE that with a straight face! LOL
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02-08-2010 20:36 by Theresa
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Damn you Hostess Snacks. For your hard to open wrapper prevents me from successfully obtaining the delicious content within
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02-08-2010 20:02 by cmadden10
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playing backyard football with Betty White and Abe Vigoda....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit.
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02-08-2010 19:16 by Danmanz
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Cross-eyed teacher's can't control their pupils
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02-08-2010 18:59 by jim mc
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Wouldn't it be cool if "brownie points" could be collected and traded in for real brownies?
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02-08-2010 18:56 by jim mc
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