Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Once in a while, engage in random acts of kindness. It scares the hell out of your enemies!
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02-28-2010 23:55
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The WIFE and her husband's CREDIT CARD....The True Marriage.
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02-28-2010 23:06 by Danmanz
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I saw a dog walking his blonde earlier today.
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02-28-2010 23:06 by Danmanz
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Ya know...I always look for inner beauty in a woman. Once inner...beauty!
saw a pirate movie the other day... It was rated ARRRRRRRRR!
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02-28-2010 22:36 by Dylan
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wonders if suacide bombers text. "BRB ... J/K! I won't BRB." Or, "TTFN SYIHW72V" = ta ta for now, see you in heaven with 72 virgins.
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02-28-2010 22:35 by Tim
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You really have to hand it to the blind prostitute..."
can't go to a nudist wedding, Women might mistake me for the Bestman."
Love is photogenic...it needs darkness to develop."
reuse, recycle, regift.
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02-28-2010 22:32
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wonders if there are gay terrorists. "Hey, Mr. Embassy man... two snaps ka-boom!"
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02-28-2010 22:32 by Tim
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says "The early bird gets the worm, but the night owl gets the tequila!!"
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02-28-2010 22:31
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wonders if there are gay terrorists. I bet they'd wear fancy explosive underwear.
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02-28-2010 22:30 by Tim
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Came home from work last nite just plain tired so I sat down to relax - five minutes later there was a knock on the door - it was my rear just catching up
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02-28-2010 22:30 by Matt
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has a thing going with X's wife. Wait... all this third person stuff has X and me confused!
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02-28-2010 22:29 by Tim
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thinks you're his smartest and best-looking friend on Facebook. (Thanks for not telling the others.)
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02-28-2010 22:26 by Tim
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finally understood reality is an illusion. It is created by the lack of alcohol...
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02-28-2010 22:14 by samdave69
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thinks reality is a nice place to live, but sometimes feels like relocating
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02-28-2010 22:04
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I love the idea of Canada and America sitting down for a bud and a labatts. While we're at it we should have some apple pie and some poutine. America and Canada are like two brothers. We may argue alot but in the end we're family. Hey america. you ROCK!
if the olympics had a gold medal for procastination...i'd probably win it...but i'd go recieve it later ;)