love Funny Status Messages

   Sometimes, I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.

   Dear Me, You are the sexiest thing to walk this Earth! Love, Me

   I wish I loved anything as much as drunk girls love taking pictures.

   People love to push the envelope. What they dont' know is that papercuts really hurt when I shove that envelope right back up their ass.

   Love? No I prefer vodka

   ~ Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.~

   if love is blind,how does it happen at 1st sight???

   find that job you love and never work a day in your life

   hey ladies, fallin' head over heels in love only happens in your 20's.. After that the best you can hope for is heels over head

   I just cleaned out the fireplace so that "Santa won't get dirty". I did it for my son because I love him, even though he's delusional.

   Making love is like making pancakes. When done on one side, flip over to finish.

   Making love is an art form and there is always some guy who doesn't know how to use his paintbrush. And there is always some girl whose canvas has had one too many brushstrokes.

   A restraining order is kinda like a love note right?

   In a final selfless gesture, Abe Vigoda will be donating his ear hair to Locks Of Love.

   The brain is the most outstanding organ, it works 24 hours a day and 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

   Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!

   I've never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.... :D

   Why does Stevie Wonder love seeded hamburger rolls? Because of the jokes written on top.

   I hate when couples say "I love you." after just a week of dating. Ignorant fools. Makes me want to slap them in the face.

   The difference between love and lust is one letter: hotel vs. motel