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I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea.
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12-29-2016 16:57 by SEAN
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My Christmas tree wasn't the only thing that got lit up last weekend!!
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12-12-2016 11:50
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Nothing ruins a Friday quicker than having to work the weekend. too.
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12-02-2016 13:15
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If you bought a fruitcake this weekend, you have until March 2035 to eat it.
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11-28-2016 06:33
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Do white supremacists shop on Black Friday?
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11-26-2016 19:26
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It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .
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11-25-2016 18:00 by JAB
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I saved $983.54 on Black Friday. I stayed home watched TV and didn't shop.
Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample ovee others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?
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11-25-2016 06:41
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All this spending on Black Friday! Y'all better pay that electric bill first, or next Friday will be Black Friday too
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11-24-2016 18:31
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Black Friday used to only be Robinson Crusoe's pal!
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11-24-2016 16:13
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Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already
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11-24-2016 06:38
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I know this is short notice, but does anyone have a bear costume I can borrow to scare the people camped outside Best Buy for Black Friday?
Make sure to use the extra hour this weekend not changing anyone's mind about the election on Facebook.
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11-05-2016 15:00
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Extra hour of sleep this weekend. I mean, unless you're a parent. Then it's just like, more morning.
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11-05-2016 14:58
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"The Statue of Liberty just turned 130 last Friday. When France first gave her to us, it was the one time that France didn't retreat..
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11-01-2016 12:48
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Brace yourselves it's Harley Quinn weekend!
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10-28-2016 13:12
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If you’re in the woods this weekend and see a large man wearing a hockey mask don’t assume he’s a Wayne Gretzky fan.
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10-15-2016 05:00
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Geologists say the California earthquake will most likely happen this weekend due to earthquakes being too busy during the week.
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10-07-2016 15:28
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Which one of the Ten Commandments says: Thou Shalt Not Eat Meat On Friday?
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09-16-2016 09:49 by Catlicks
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