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   messageicon all alone on christmas so why not get drunk ? Beers in the fridge !
←Rate | 12-24-2009 07:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Try this experiment: The next time someone says "Oh, I'm fine..." look them square in the eyes and say "Tell me the truth." Sometimes all people really want is someone to take an interest. Show them you care all the time, not just at Christmas.
←Rate | 12-24-2009 08:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays
←Rate | 12-24-2009 08:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont believe in Santa...but with no money in my pocket ....I think I will change my opinion about him.....
←Rate | 12-24-2009 11:26 by Anand Telang Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating Babybels at this special time of year. After all, Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without the baby cheeses.
←Rate | 12-24-2009 17:59 by deithy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't figure out what to get someone for Christmas, get them a gift card! It's like saying, "Here's $20... go get your own damn gift!"
←Rate | 12-24-2009 23:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christ's Hope Rescuing Iniquitous Souls To Miraculously Administer Salvation!!! Thank God for Christmas!!!!
←Rate | 12-25-2009 00:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I overdosed on my family.....Santa has the right idea....only visit some ppl once a year.....
←Rate | 12-25-2009 00:38 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks businesses that make their employees work on Christmas day are from the devil! Except for the gas stations and all of the other businesses I'm going to need today.... those ones are sent from God!
←Rate | 12-25-2009 12:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon outsmarted Santa this year... see I need coal to heat my house, so I was extra bad so I would get more coal! Now who's laughing fat guy?
←Rate | 12-25-2009 12:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa is like a repair man, says he will be there between 12 and 4 and shows up at 5. What a jerk
←Rate | 12-25-2009 21:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon note to self for next Christmas..... don't leave deer jerky out for Santa - cookies are a better choice...
←Rate | 12-26-2009 10:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to personally apologize for those that couldn't get their gifts from Santa: He died of laughter when I told him I had been nice all year......
←Rate | 12-27-2009 11:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends are like Christmas lights. Some are broke, others just don't work for you....and there are others that make your day shine bright.
←Rate | 12-27-2009 17:55 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
←Rate | 12-29-2009 09:00 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon got a head start on Christmas next year, I already have my tree up!
←Rate | 12-29-2009 17:19 by SLONEY Comments (0)  


   messageicon blew all his christmas money on hookers and cocaine.....
←Rate | 12-30-2009 14:45 by jonezn Comments (0)  


   messageicon just came back home and found Santa in his mouse trap... My cheese was all gone, but at least the milk and cookies were safe.
←Rate | 01-09-2010 10:04 by k13pto Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna laugh 2 years from now when all of those people who thought the world was gonna end on Dec. 22, 2012 realize that they are still gonna have to go out and buy Christmas presents.....
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:11 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa: I would like a bailout and a bonus. I have been really bad this year and therefore I deserve it.
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:32 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  



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