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   messageicon Don't get married, find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.
←Rate | 02-02-2010 12:26 by SLONEY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only in America - do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front of the store
←Rate | 12-29-2009 17:22 by SLONEY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
←Rate | 12-29-2009 17:21 by SLONEY Comments (0)  


   messageicon got a head start on Christmas next year, I already have my tree up!
←Rate | 12-29-2009 17:19 by SLONEY Comments (0)  


   messageicon born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
←Rate | 02-02-2010 12:20 by SLONEY Comments (0)  


   messageicon You may think there is a lot wrong with you, but there is also a lot right with you
←Rate | 08-22-2011 21:43 by SLONEY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you will lie about the little things, before long you'll lie about bigger things
←Rate | 08-22-2011 21:46 by SLONEY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be the one to stand out in the crowd
←Rate | 08-22-2011 21:44 by SLONEY Comments (0)  



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