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   messageicon OK now I feel bad.... just saw muted footage of rioting in Egypt...and thought it was file footage of Black friday in the Wal Mart parking lot......
←Rate | 02-03-2011 17:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The power of Friday compels you! The power of Friday compels you!
←Rate | 02-11-2011 20:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fancy a 11/11/11 baby ?? ...... if so, best do your stuff this Friday !!!
←Rate | 02-15-2011 15:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed
←Rate | 02-21-2011 08:53 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing worse than getting paid on Friday, after you spent your entire check on Thursday
←Rate | 02-25-2011 08:18 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Kissing Friday Today..and tomorrow...Happy Coldsore Saturday....:)
←Rate | 03-11-2011 05:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Consider the social cohesion and dignity of the Japanese people in the face of unimaginable catastrophe. Contrast that with the behavior of Americans when faced with Black Friday.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 18:00 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  

   messageicon So let me get this right, the government is going to shut down Friday at midnight, and our soldiers will not get paid. The idiots in congress will still get their money? Where is the sense in that?
←Rate | 04-07-2011 22:55 by David Jones Comments (0)  

   messageicon DEVELOPING NEWS: The U.S. Government is shutting down....IN OTHER MORE IMPORTANT DEVELOPING NEWS: I've already started DRINKING!!!! The Government can tax me, but they can't ruin my FRIDAY!!!
←Rate | 04-08-2011 16:50 by Rherrera Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 22:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Forecast for the weekend - On Friday, mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement close to midnight on Saturday. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 22:40 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon If next Friday , the Friday before Easter has always been known as Good Friday ( Which sort of bothered me because it was far from a Good Friday for our Crucified Savior) shouldn't the Friday before Palm Sunday be known at least as Mediocre Friday?
←Rate | 04-14-2011 19:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its friday everybody! Maybe I should make a song about it.......u know, just to get the word out
←Rate | 04-15-2011 10:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ITS Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!
←Rate | 04-15-2011 11:33 by NWISE1980 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So umm.....Friday. I've been waiting for a while now wondering watcha waiting for?? Rebecca is not gonna introduce you every week now c'mon!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 20:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 05:08 by rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's going to be a Good Friday.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 09:17 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon I disagree... It's going to be a Great Friday!
←Rate | 04-22-2011 09:44 by me Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm getting my days events mixed up - Good Friday, Earth Day, Birthdays...I just sent someone a "Good Happy Irthday" message :S
←Rate | 04-22-2011 17:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Came home Friday with flowers for the missus. When I handed them to her she replied, "Great. Now I have to spend all weekend on my back with my legs in the air." Obviously confused I asked, "Why? Don't we have any vases?
←Rate | 04-23-2011 08:00 Comments (0)  

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