Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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says Happy Friday @ 5:00 pm! If an ice cold, tall, 22 ounce Miller Lite is wrong, I dont wanna be right...
You wanna reduce the "Text While Driving Epidemic?" Just create a phone that will input the text as you speak and read you the text you received.....They can bulid it. They have the technology. To make teens live longer and more responsible.
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04-30-2010 16:25 by Danmanz
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says all people have the right to stupidity but far far too many people abuse that privilege! o_o
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04-30-2010 16:11
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<---- believes that good things come to those who wait.... or have the money to pay for them! ^_^
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04-30-2010 16:11
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note to self: even if someone really needs it, strangling them is still illegal. o_o
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04-30-2010 16:09
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wonders how crowded the Cinco de Mayo parades will be this year throughout Arizona.
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04-30-2010 16:08
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It took a movie like Blindside and Jesse James' cheating ways for Sandra Bullock to decide to adopt a black baby.
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04-30-2010 15:57 by Danmanz
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' S
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04-30-2010 15:31
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was born cool, but global warming made me hot!
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04-30-2010 15:24 by Mmz
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I don't like to think myself as 'Special' I like to think myself as limited edition
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04-30-2010 15:20 by Mmz
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04-30-2010 15:19 by Mmz
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Some Women say they spend alot of money on makeup to make them look pretty, they also say we spend alot of money on beer but what they dont know is that its also to make them look pretty.
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04-30-2010 15:16
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She was looking through the Chinese phone book earlier. There are so many Wings and Wongs. It must be so easy to Wing a Wong number.
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04-30-2010 14:46
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Ladies if another girl steals your boyfriend, there's no better revenge but to let her keep him
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04-30-2010 14:44
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73% of men don't know what a cookie is. But 99% know how to delete them.
has the brains of a horse and is hung like Einstein.
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04-30-2010 13:10 by Aaron
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The fact that I can buy a song while on the toilet using my phone means no one is really working on cancer, are they?
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04-30-2010 12:59 by Joser
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If I was a pirate, instead of having a stupid hook for one hand, I'd upgrade to some cooler attachments, like a blender, maybe a small cannon, some hedge trimmers etc.
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04-30-2010 11:46 by jg
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Tito must be taking relationship lessons from Van Damme
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04-30-2010 11:10
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The world`s thinnest book entitled `What Woman Want has only one word written in it,""Everything"!
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04-30-2010 10:44
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