Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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she touched the rainbow, she felt the rainbow n its nothin lik SKITTLES!!!!!!!
we need to stop blaming obama for everything bush screwed up..then stop blaming bush for everything Clinton screwed up and then...oh you get it.
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05-05-2010 20:47
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Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
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05-05-2010 20:46 by Joser
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If your Mexican, iFeliz Cinco de Mayo!. If you are Latin-American, Happy Cinco de Mayo! If you are none of these cultures, Happy Wednesday
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05-05-2010 20:43
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just paid my electric bill, so i'm kinda low on the stuff we trade out for those ice cold beers
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05-05-2010 20:42 by one
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Jesus is coming, Quick, look busy
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05-05-2010 20:39 by one
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Whenever I talk to Americans I get the feeling that they just think of us Canadians as "those-hockey-loving-white-Mexicans".
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05-05-2010 19:53
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I've created a Facebook group called "Threesome" and invited two girls. Now just waiting and see what happens..
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05-05-2010 19:41 by Joser
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they do not celebrate the 4th of July in Mexico so why am I celebrating the 5th of May here? I don't need an excuse to drink tequila; that is a nightly occurrence...
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05-05-2010 19:28
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- I saw an article in a magazine titled, "10 ways to make your wife come".........I didn't bother reading it though...... I'm too f***ing busy searching for 1 way to make her go......
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05-05-2010 19:16 by Y.P
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-- My girlfriend pulled up a chair earlier and said..... "We need to talk about our future."..... I said, "Yeah, it's gonna be f***ing mental - we'll have flying cars, shiny silver suits, holidays on the moon!"...Needless to say - I'm now f***ing single !
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05-05-2010 19:14 by Y.P
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The in-correct use of punctuation, really pisses me off?
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05-05-2010 18:47 by sellers82
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I see Boomerangs are making a comeback
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05-05-2010 18:46 by sellers82
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Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
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05-05-2010 18:46 by sellers82
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What's worse than a joke without a punchline?
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05-05-2010 18:45 by sellers82
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Escalators never break down, they just turn into stairs
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05-05-2010 18:45 by sellers82
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I fell off a 50ft ladder yesterday... luckily I was on the bottom step.
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05-05-2010 18:44 by sellers82
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Sometimes it seems I spend half my life just breathing in.
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05-05-2010 18:44 by sellers82
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"Throwing acid is wrong - in some people's eyes."
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05-05-2010 18:43 by sellers82
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I wasn't always into peer pressure......My friends got me into it.
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05-05-2010 18:43 by sellers82
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