Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
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05-12-2010 09:50
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.
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05-12-2010 09:48
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The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one you love, love someone else.
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05-12-2010 09:45
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I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful...I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
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05-12-2010 09:44
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Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. BUT How many of them will own up to where the f*ck they were last night????
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05-12-2010 09:33
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No one understand a bad hair day like I understand a bad hair day, I am currently rockin ruff and stuff with my afro puff!!!
hates leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
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05-12-2010 09:01 by johnny5
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I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
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05-12-2010 08:59 by johnny5
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having a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
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05-12-2010 08:58 by johnny5
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thinks that everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it.
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05-12-2010 08:28 by mullerman
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A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
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05-12-2010 08:23
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if you can't beat them, let them join you. THEN beat them.
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05-12-2010 08:22
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I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. ‘Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?
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05-12-2010 08:19
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ObamaCare: Prescription for disaster.
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05-12-2010 08:15
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The best way to make an old car run better is to look at the price of a new one.
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05-12-2010 08:13
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I've got a new car, but I only get three miles to the gallon. My teenage son gets the rest!
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05-12-2010 08:12
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Nancy Pelosi quoting bible scripture about dignity and worth of every person.....Thats Classic from a woman that is a voice for abortion.
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05-12-2010 07:54
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lying on lawn, waiting for Google Earth to take a photo of him.
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05-12-2010 06:51 by @conrob09
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s(HE) be(LIE)ve(D)
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05-12-2010 06:20
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to let a fool kiss you is stupid, to let a kiss fool you is worse
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05-12-2010 05:42 by jamdar87
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