Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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A lie is just a great story somebody ruined with the truth.
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05-19-2010 07:45
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I don't hate the police but I seem to feel better when they're not around.
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05-19-2010 06:15
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♥ uʍop ǝpıısdn pןɹoʍ ʎɯ uɹnʇ noʎ ♥
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05-19-2010 02:38 by RoNNY
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I bet Quagmire has tons of child support to pay.
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05-19-2010 01:35 by Danmanz
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There is a little truth behind every just kidding, a little curiosity behind every just wondering, a little knowledge behind every I dont know, and a little emotion behind every I dont care
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05-19-2010 01:20 by illy
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I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
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05-19-2010 00:37 by jdpower
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wonders if anyone has ever fallen asleep at the keyboard and crashed into the monitor....Do they have insurance for that????
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05-19-2010 00:09 by Corey C
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Words of wisdom: Never turn on your windshield washer, going 60 mph, and your sun roof open. Unless you want to wake the kids in the back seat.
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05-18-2010 22:16
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... Wireless world. Defense technology. Alternative fuel vehicles. Computers. Lasers. Animal cloning. Fiber optics. DNA testing. Biometrics. But the dang scanners at Target never work. What's up with that?
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05-18-2010 22:12
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drinking shots with Miley Cyrus! Hope she dosent make a song about it.
Know why single women are so thin? They come home, look in the fridge and go to bed, married women come home, look in the bed and go to the fridge. lol
hippies want to save the trees, but they love to read books
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05-18-2010 20:03
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used to hate going to weddings, all the grandmas would poke her saying, you're next. They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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05-18-2010 19:23 by Jojo
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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, buuut I am the only one talking to you
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05-18-2010 18:12 by Ad
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Richard Blumenthal clarifies - he served at 'Vie et Nam' a restaurant in Greenwich
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05-18-2010 17:41 by jdpower
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For the person who picked on you in school, stole your boyfriend/girlfriend from you, spread lies and rumors about you, didn't help you in anyway possible....all of a sudden......wants to be your friend on Facebook.
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05-18-2010 17:40 by Danmanz
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If you hated taking quizzes in school, why the hell are you doing them on Facebook......and putting them on my News Feed?
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05-18-2010 17:39 by Danmanz
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What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKIN'? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I put the mirror down!
I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.