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Did you hear about the Chinese parents who gave birth to a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
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05-26-2010 03:34 by
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You know you're getting old if you look at an iPad and think "doesn't that look like an Etch-a-Sketch?"
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05-26-2010 03:03 by
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prays to God "Give us Michael Jackson back, take Justin Beiber instead"
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05-26-2010 02:21 by
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Why does Facebook ask what's on my mind...I am a male of the species so it should be bloody obvious!
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05-26-2010 00:56 by
RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\"
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The "Oprah Winfrey show" ends in 2011. No wonder the Americans think the world will end in 2012.
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05-26-2010 00:53 by
RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\"
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Divorce: When your wife stops screwing you, and her lawyer starts
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05-26-2010 00:52 by
RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\"
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Next person who says "it's not the heat, it's the humidity" will learn that it's not my fist, but the impact.
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05-26-2010 00:51 by
RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\"
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Jogging backwards because I'm trying to gain a little weight
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05-26-2010 00:48 by
@MelissaXMonster
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Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall
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05-26-2010 00:47 by
RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\"
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My first laptop was an Etch-A-Sketch.
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05-26-2010 00:46 by
RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\"
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If uve ever noticed this notice you will probably notice that this notice was not worth noticing.......:P
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05-26-2010 00:45 by
RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\"
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Seriously... Something to do before 2010 is over. Come out of the closet. Everyone's got the gaydar on you already. (It will only hurt a little!) ;)
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05-26-2010 00:32 by
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Dont you hate it when Madonna steals you from an african village!
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05-26-2010 00:30
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I propose we plug the Gulf oil leak with BP executives.
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05-26-2010 00:00 by
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Dont worry, if we do all die in 2012... at least Justin Beiber dies also ..
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05-25-2010 23:37
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no
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05-25-2010 23:17 by
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Good moms let you lick the beaters...great moms turn the mixer off first!
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05-25-2010 23:01 by
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confesses he only watches "Dancing with The Stars" for the boobs.
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05-25-2010 22:40
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I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.
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05-25-2010 21:52
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1852 was a great year, they found the cure for stupidity .... a smith and wesson
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05-25-2010 21:44 by
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