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   messageicon Quitting Facebook over privacy is like moving out of your house because you can't be bothered to lock the door....
←Rate | 05-31-2010 09:15 by Craneman Comments (1)  

   messageicon Got up this morning and thought 'it looks nice out' I'll leave it out.
←Rate | 03-28-2010 08:15 by Craneman Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you're getting old if you look at an iPad and think "doesn't that look like an Etch-a-Sketch?"
←Rate | 05-26-2010 03:03 by Craneman Comments (0)  

   messageicon awake ❒ asleep ❒ concious but hung over ✔
←Rate | 05-15-2010 06:19 by craneman Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles and nerve impulses sent from my brain
←Rate | 02-11-2010 13:27 by craneman Comments (0)  

   messageicon after dinner I like to sit in the garden in my underwear and smoke a cigarette.....but apparently that's not done at this hotel....
←Rate | 09-14-2011 15:56 by craneman Comments (0)  

   messageicon walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64k,128k,256k,512k and 1mb. That was a trip down memory lane
←Rate | 05-06-2010 15:20 by craneman Comments (0)  

   messageicon It will snow. Fine. This is not a reason to panic. Tesco will not run out of food before you starve so don't go shopping like a twat, if you're unsure whether to drive then just don't ok. Ever. Sell your damn car and get on a bus. And please don't ring th
←Rate | 01-06-2010 11:10 by craneman Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shh! You never know who's listening....(although if you have a wireless microphone from a tv news station clipped to you, you should at least suspect that someone's listening)
←Rate | 04-28-2010 11:51 by Craneman Comments (0)  

   messageicon hvng n nxpctd vwl mvmnt aiaueeeoeoee...
←Rate | 04-24-2012 00:56 by craneman Comments (0)  

   messageicon I really thought my missus was joking when she said Davy Jones had died. Then I saw her face......... now I'm a believer.......
←Rate | 02-29-2012 13:37 by craneman Comments (0)  

   messageicon I thought gold medal women's rowing was what happens outside pubs across Britain every Saturday night....
←Rate | 08-01-2012 10:47 by craneman Comments (0)  


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