Please! You're only older than me because your parents decided to have unprotected sex before mine did. At least mine didn't make a mistake that night.
Breaking News: Utah police are seeking the Gooch in connection with the death of Arnold Jackson. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800)-555-TIPS all calls are strictly confidential.
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and asks, ‘You wanna play 'magic'?' She responds, ‘What's that?' He says, ‘Well we go back to my place and screw, and then you disappear!'