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"I'm Tom Bodett of Motel 6, we'll leave the Lysol on for ya"
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06-08-2010 18:05 by
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When the world kicks you when you're down, breaks its legs.
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06-08-2010 18:04 by
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Something a wife would NEVER say to her husband: "Could you please stop washing the dishes and sit down and have a beer with me, I can't hear the game!"
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06-08-2010 18:02 by
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Motels....Because you and your hooker deserve better than the backseat of some car.
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06-08-2010 18:02 by
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You know who's going to take the title between the Celtics & Lakers......Football season that's who.
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06-08-2010 18:00 by
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at the end nobody loses, but there's me laughing at you.
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06-08-2010 17:53
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The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
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06-08-2010 17:45
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When asked "What would you bring with you to a deserted island", how come no one ever replies, "A boat."?
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06-08-2010 17:44 by
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With all the technology available now, you'd think they'd have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers.
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06-08-2010 17:42 by
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Sunburn is only a laughing matter when it happens to someone else.
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06-08-2010 17:39 by
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how many hijackings with nail clippers and shampoo have there been? None, that's how many!
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06-08-2010 17:38 by
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If the show is called America's Got Talent, how come Howie Mandel is hosting it?
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06-08-2010 17:38 by
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A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
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06-08-2010 15:02 by
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She has a million dollar figure. But the top half is counterfeit.
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06-08-2010 15:01 by
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Never tell a dyslexic to cop a feel. Either way, they'll get hurt.
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06-08-2010 14:57 by
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Relly hopes the weekend comes as quick as some of her exes
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06-08-2010 14:23
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- Definition of Keyring---A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your f**king keys at once.....
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06-08-2010 14:19 by
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In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence
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06-08-2010 14:04 by
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Bing is a great website, for internet searches. I know this, because I Googled it.
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06-08-2010 13:54 by
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Why is it, "A penny for your thoughts," but, "you have to put your two cents in?" Somebody's making a penny
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06-08-2010 13:52 by
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