Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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saw an Indian asleep on the train, noticed the little red dot on his forehead, and thought, "Is he on standby?"
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06-12-2010 04:03 by Wayneyg
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developed a car that runs on water! Sadly, so far it only works with the water from the Gulf of Mexico
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06-12-2010 04:02 by Wayneyg
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noticed that piracy is killing the music industry. You try playing the guitar with a hook
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06-12-2010 04:00 by Wayneyg
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taking one beer at a time.
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06-12-2010 02:50
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has been asked to change his status regarding SATC2. Apparently PETA didn't take too well at me comparing Sarah Jessica Parker/Carrie to a horse. It was harsh on horses worldwide..... I am sorry......
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06-12-2010 02:38 by samdave69
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cleverly diguised as a responsible adult
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06-12-2010 02:23
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The lemonade in my new McDonalds Shrek glass tastes funny!
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06-12-2010 01:56
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Watching "bang for your buck" on hgtv not what I thought it was!
my Halo is held up by my horns
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06-12-2010 00:26
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being burried alive...please help
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06-11-2010 23:52 by Livc
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Has The Power To Make you read my status!! :D
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06-11-2010 21:32
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Where can I find what youse all is smoking in here?
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06-11-2010 19:54
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often thought that what doesn't kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.
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06-11-2010 19:51 by Joser
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when a guy is sexting does he get a phoner?
so awesome, that when I go swimming, dolphins appear.
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06-11-2010 19:34 by Tracy
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surviving this massive amount of "family time" by pretending they are mental patients and I'm their case manager.
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06-11-2010 19:31 by Joser
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thinking of opening a drinking/gambling establishment and calling it Liquor Up Front, Poker in the Rear
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06-11-2010 19:29
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It was good to see the entire Chicagoland area come together around the Blackhawks. Watching the Cubs vs. Sox made me think... as much as it would disappoint me, I think the White Sox should leave Chicago and not come back. Its for unification.
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06-11-2010 19:24
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Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit !!!!!
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06-11-2010 19:16 by Joser
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pop pop popsicle.. ice ice icicle.. test test oh wait..
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06-11-2010 19:05
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