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   messageicon Jon & Kate's marital counselor.
←Rate | 06-04-2009 18:00 by Joshua C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishes life had an 'UNDO' option....
←Rate | 06-04-2009 17:53 by Peebs | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon everytime I type "revise" in predictive text, it comes up "retire". My phone predicted correct.
←Rate | 06-04-2009 15:01 by Graham Adams | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if crematoriums offer discounts for burn victims
←Rate | 06-04-2009 14:16 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon not doing what Simon says
←Rate | 06-04-2009 13:14 by Me! | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon strained his left testicle at the gym, and is now sitting on an angle to ease the pain.
←Rate | 06-04-2009 12:04 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to thank all of those on his friends list that invited him to be their friend and aint bothered to speak to him. Well worth it. Cheers.
←Rate | 06-04-2009 12:01 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon your actions don't have a backspace button, choose them wisely
←Rate | 06-04-2009 08:30 by Jo | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon fears dying alone. Which is why she plans on taking some of you with her. :D
←Rate | 06-04-2009 07:37 by Gina | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.
←Rate | 06-04-2009 03:11 by machenton | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon --^v--^v--^v--^v--_________^v--^v--^v--^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death !!!!!
←Rate | 06-04-2009 02:24 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bad Spellers Untie!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 19:56 by Ryan Seagren Comments (0)  


   messageicon offering to buy 85% of GM with 10% more than the Government offer. payment will be by Creit Card.
←Rate | 06-03-2009 16:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon his "beeralogical" clock is ticking!!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 15:18 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon working as a yo-yo tester definitely has its ups and downs!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:55 by SCURRY | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon searching for his next ex-girlfriend
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:33 by SCURRY | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:29 by SCURRY | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hitting higher highs, and lower lows
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:24 by SCURRY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just figured out Blues Clues!!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 10:28 by SCURRY Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing a game of chess against a very cunning fox!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 10:19 by leeebling | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


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