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“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
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06-19-2010 15:12 by
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Back to your bridge you evil troll.... your powers dont work here!
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06-19-2010 15:11 by
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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06-19-2010 15:10 by
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thanks dad for not pulling out.! Happy fathers day!!
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06-19-2010 14:55
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Fact of the day... no such thing as an American site unless the website is about America. Football is what's going on in the World Cup... England will wake up and beat Slovenia: Fact!
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06-19-2010 14:03 by
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u can find smart guys in every corner of the earth..unfortunately the earth is round..
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06-19-2010 13:57
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Got lucky opening an oyster yesterday. I found an oil filter.
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06-19-2010 13:26
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Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
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06-19-2010 13:08
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Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.
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06-19-2010 13:04
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Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
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06-19-2010 13:00
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Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence and then walk away as if thou hast been offended by me!
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06-19-2010 13:00
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To appreciate heaven , it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell
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06-19-2010 12:58
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Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.
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06-19-2010 12:57
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To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
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06-19-2010 12:55
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he'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Football fans jeerig!! ofcourse they were Korea Fans!!
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06-19-2010 12:53
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gathering rocks to throw at the English Football Team!!!
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06-19-2010 12:52 by
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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. WHY?
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06-19-2010 12:50
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is gonna go to a psychiatrists office, sit in the waiting room and just stare at people..
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06-19-2010 12:47 by
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feeling confused as a pelican flying over the Gulf of Mexico .
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06-19-2010 11:23 by
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Don't worry, during the Apocalypse the zombies are looking for brains, you're safe..
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06-19-2010 10:17 by
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