Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon Doing Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
←Rate | 02-09-2008 00:22 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon like a lawyer with the way he is always trying to get you off
←Rate | 02-04-2008 01:18 Comments (5)  


   messageicon "coming up next, right after this brief message."
←Rate | 02-01-2008 18:53 by Nadav Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting for the men in white coats to come.
←Rate | 01-29-2008 22:14 by Emo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."
←Rate | 01-24-2008 22:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!
←Rate | 01-22-2008 13:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon magically delicious.
←Rate | 01-16-2008 13:37 by Tammy Comments (0)  


   messageicon throwing peanuts at old ladies
←Rate | 01-14-2008 23:11 by Davi Comments (6)  


   messageicon not yet rated.
←Rate | 01-13-2008 18:48 Comments (1)  


   messageicon "in your dreams, mind, and closets. and in your beds too."
←Rate | 01-13-2008 18:38 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking whether he might think of what he is going to think about
←Rate | 01-13-2008 07:12 by Stramoshu Comments (0)  


   messageicon not doing what Simon says
←Rate | 01-12-2008 20:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking to the 8 ball for all the answers
←Rate | 01-12-2008 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon being recalled by Fisher Price because he may contain traces of led paint.
←Rate | 01-11-2008 17:01 | Tags: Filtered Comments (2)  


   messageicon part of a complete breakfast
←Rate | 01-07-2008 17:20 by Special J Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the hokey pokey is what it's all about
←Rate | 01-04-2008 23:28 by Piercedphreek Comments (0)  


   messageicon sticking sharp metal objects into the wall outlets.
←Rate | 01-02-2008 02:46 by Kitty Comments (0)  


   messageicon on her way to rob the bank
←Rate | 12-29-2007 21:08 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon filmed in front of a live studio audience
←Rate | 12-27-2007 07:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon as seen on TV
←Rate | 12-27-2007 07:30 Comments (0)  



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