Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon eating out..at home. ;)
←Rate | 05-13-2008 15:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon profound as a pronoun that verbs today.
←Rate | 05-13-2008 07:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon perfecting secretly sleeping at my desk.
←Rate | 05-13-2008 07:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if they make psycho repellent?!
←Rate | 05-13-2008 07:24 by Denice Comments (0)  


   messageicon colorblind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while
←Rate | 05-12-2008 19:44 Comments (3)  


   messageicon chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.
←Rate | 05-11-2008 11:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon easier to get into than a community college!
←Rate | 05-11-2008 00:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon out discovering new fears.
←Rate | 05-10-2008 12:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "going to jail, directly to jail. She is not passing go. She is not collecting $200"
←Rate | 05-10-2008 11:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon drinking beers with his peers
←Rate | 05-10-2008 10:42 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon purposely pouring water on Gremlins
←Rate | 05-08-2008 21:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon faking the smile with the coffee to go
←Rate | 05-08-2008 02:51 by Chica Comments (0)  


   messageicon "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"
←Rate | 05-07-2008 22:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon """remember JESUS LOVES YOU... It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot."""
←Rate | 05-06-2008 21:27 by Masis Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol
←Rate | 05-06-2008 21:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in the garage finding a cure for cancer
←Rate | 05-06-2008 09:15 by Burtch | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon fresh out of batteries but still making noise
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "gonna get rich, or die trying"
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:08 Comments (0)  



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