Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon living vicariously through herself.
←Rate | 06-30-2008 17:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."
←Rate | 06-29-2008 22:35 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon not smarter than a 5th grader :(
←Rate | 06-19-2008 20:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon lovin' it
←Rate | 06-08-2008 08:11 by Yorkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "happy and you know it, so clap your hands!"
←Rate | 06-07-2008 23:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feeding your dog Chocolate
←Rate | 06-06-2008 13:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon totally voting for Pedro
←Rate | 06-05-2008 18:33 Comments (1)  


   messageicon diagonally parked in a parallel universe
←Rate | 06-05-2008 04:00 by Kris Khushal Bajawray Comments (0)  


   messageicon selling his soul for a bag of skittles
←Rate | 06-02-2008 23:02 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon having an excellent adventure with Bill and Ted
←Rate | 06-02-2008 22:49 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon the coolest thing since string cheese
←Rate | 06-01-2008 01:26 by Mo Comments (0)  


   messageicon dispatching her gang of flying monkeys.
←Rate | 05-31-2008 15:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating all the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms cereal...
←Rate | 05-30-2008 10:13 by Jen Z. Comments (0)  


   messageicon defying society's law of average.
←Rate | 05-29-2008 23:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Two's company, three's...the musketeers!!!!!"
←Rate | 05-29-2008 21:04 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon bored of thinking of funny things to write in status and isn't going to bother this time
←Rate | 05-29-2008 18:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon feeling like I am at Burger King...cause I am getting it all my way!
←Rate | 05-28-2008 10:36 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon swearing to drunk that he is not god...
←Rate | 05-28-2008 00:22 by Nachiket Comments (3)  


   messageicon depressed because you walked in the room. Where's my happy pills
←Rate | 05-27-2008 01:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"
←Rate | 05-27-2008 01:20 Comments (0)  



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