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   messageicon up to his waist in quicksand.. thank god for facebook mobile!!!
←Rate | 05-28-2009 21:50 by aaron | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoping that she remebers last nite cause I dont.
←Rate | 05-28-2009 21:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the right kinda wrong!
←Rate | 05-28-2009 18:30 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says Put your big girl flaming pink panties on and deal with it!
←Rate | 05-28-2009 18:12 by davizz;e | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon does not admit it...but I think i'm addicted to facebook...is there a web 2.0 rehab nearby?
←Rate | 05-28-2009 15:39 by ahmad | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fastest sprinter in the world is black, the fastest racing driver is black, the most powerfull man is black.....Michael Jackson must be kicking himself!
←Rate | 05-28-2009 14:56 by Richard Blesovsky | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 potato 2 potato 3 potato phhhhwooahhhhh
←Rate | 05-28-2009 14:46 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to stab you in the neck next time you post quiz results!
←Rate | 05-28-2009 05:34 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a failed perfectionist
←Rate | 05-27-2009 18:20 by Dilleyboy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says another person gets mauled by a tiger...When are people going to realize they are delicious?
←Rate | 05-27-2009 17:22 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Type "with arrow keys" (up up down down left right left right B A and hit enter) anywhere on your Facebook homepage
←Rate | 05-27-2009 16:12 by Ryan Seagren | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bringing sexy back; I just don't know where I left it!
←Rate | 05-27-2009 14:52 by MDC | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beam me up Jesus
←Rate | 05-27-2009 14:36 by jason | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the sex was good...even though the neigbours stopped earlier than usual.
←Rate | 05-27-2009 12:26 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon pitys the fool.
←Rate | 05-27-2009 12:10 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching the biggest loser and eating oreos
←Rate | 05-27-2009 10:56 by Jason Fletcher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feeling a little groggy today. I think my check-engine light has come on.
←Rate | 05-27-2009 07:21 by thullqst Comments (0)  


   messageicon pondering some of life's great mysteries. Like, why are we here?, is there life on Mars? and why doesn't Donald duck wear pants?
←Rate | 05-27-2009 05:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon sitting in a tree outside your bedroom window, waiting for you to get home...
←Rate | 05-27-2009 00:27 by Creepy Guy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting under your bed....
←Rate | 05-27-2009 00:24 by Creepy Guy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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