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   messageicon You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probally be stupid !!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:54 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon was born in the state of confusion and is living in denial.
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:50 by bunnyguts Comments (1)  

   messageicon the first 100 years of marriage are the hardest
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:47 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not perfect but parts of me are excellant!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:46 by buunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon says "If Heat Rises, Surely Heaven is Hotter Than Hell"
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:45 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon was considering an all-vegetarian diet but it turns out you are not allowed to hunt vegetarians
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:43 by bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you can read this, you need to stop stalking me on facebook
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:.☆
←Rate | 10-18-2009 10:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon knew she was nuts when squirrels started looking at her funny!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 10:53 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon doesn't have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without it!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 10:51 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon just had my vision checked. My hindsight was 20/20. My foresight is legally blind
←Rate | 10-18-2009 10:38 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music
←Rate | 10-18-2009 09:01 by Zahra Comments (0)  

   messageicon STOP TRYING TO TALK LIKE LIL WAYNE AND DRAKE RAP!!!! Youre all just making yourselves sound like illiterate retards. Youre not Lil wayne and your not Drake, so why dont you do what Drake says and DO YOU!!!!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 02:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thank you Gym for being like my Grandmother...Always there for me, even though I only visit you twice a year.
←Rate | 10-17-2009 20:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon once visited the Virgin Islands ... They are now called the Islands
←Rate | 10-17-2009 16:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
←Rate | 10-17-2009 15:14 by @bigger23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.
←Rate | 10-17-2009 02:35 by @bigger23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon with all due repect, its hard to believe in god when certain people have yet to be disentigrated by bolts of lightning
←Rate | 10-16-2009 20:09 by @bigger23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, give a man a religeon, he'll starve to death praying for a fish
←Rate | 10-16-2009 20:04 by @bigger23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks Falcon needs to have his dose of Ritilin increased.
←Rate | 10-16-2009 18:17 Comments (0)  

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