Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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That's not a bald spot on top of my head! It's a solar panel for my love machine ;-)
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07-11-2010 19:31
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711 stores are the real version of the Kwik-E-Mart from the Simpsons...true story, I saw Apu working just this morning.
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07-11-2010 19:04
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I have a chef and a dentist here. You realize what this means right? We can finally clear up the confusion over the origin of tartar sauce!
The Netherlands known for "total footbal" more like "brutal football"!
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07-11-2010 18:35
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likes how YouTube has gone from a video watching site to a music listing site.
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07-11-2010 18:12
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Paul the Octopus just got hired by the CIA ...
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07-11-2010 17:48
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PAUL the octopus is correct yet again!!! Spain are the crowned Champions!
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07-11-2010 17:14
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The octopus PAUL has predicted it correct yet again. Spain are the Champions. I need to meet this PAUL and ask him to select which girl should I Propose to. It's time I settle for one girl, having 3 girlfriends Sucks bigtime!!
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07-11-2010 17:13
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Lady, there is a differnece between "Love Handles" and "Tail Lights"
efore deciding whether you will stay up all night, you should sleep on it.
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07-11-2010 15:40 by Joser
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Hangovers are for people foolish enough to stop drinking.
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07-11-2010 15:39 by Joser
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Iron man is a superhero...iron woman is a command
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07-11-2010 15:24 by chris
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Holy $hit look at Steve Stricker go! If I'm ever golfing and I say I'm at -26, thats not my score, it's how many balls Iost!
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07-11-2010 15:16
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Papers - Bowl - Crusher = TIN FOIL N FINERS.
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07-11-2010 14:19
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To sum up: yes, I cried like a baby during Toy Story 3, even more than I did at the end of The Human Centipede.
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07-11-2010 13:55 by geez
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Two Irish couples decide to spice up their sex lives by swapping partners.Paddy says "that was great, I wonder how the girls got on?"
I heard Cialis has a new spokesman... Randy Johnson!
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07-11-2010 13:52 by gb
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Actors in India must hate always being type-caste!
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07-11-2010 12:22 by geez
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Man tried to hitch on an Airbus by hiding inside the landing tire... people say he was terminally ill! what a turbulent life...
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07-11-2010 12:20 by geez
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I hate when my foot falls asleep... it usually means it's going to be up all night!
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07-11-2010 12:14 by geez
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