Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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desperatly trying to on who came up with the idea of bright colored play toys for dogs if they are colorblind to begin with.
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07-13-2010 07:52
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Logged into my Orkut account after a long long time...Found 3 dead mice, a broken light bulb, shattered window pane and a few spider webs...
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07-13-2010 06:44
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I don't get the toilet seat issue that women have. I won't put my naked *ss on anything without looking at it first. Apparently some women are not so discriminating...
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07-13-2010 04:42 by KAE
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What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on.
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07-13-2010 04:39 by KAE
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What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip.
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07-13-2010 04:38 by KAE
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my ex got run down by a lorry today.i thought "wow,that could have been me!" but I cant drive a lorry!
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07-13-2010 04:29
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thinks instead of asking why your dog eats out of your cat's litter box, maybe you should be asking why your cat is pooping delicious treats!
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07-13-2010 04:07 by DAYAM
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Fat girls should not wear tight jeans... just sayin
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07-13-2010 03:36 by Dominic U
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I like my women like I like my milk. White and fat free
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07-13-2010 03:04 by russell k
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Censored Snoop Doggy Dogg songs on the radio sound like two AT&T customers having a conversation on the phone.
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07-13-2010 00:58 by geez
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how come everything on a cereal box becomes 10 times more interesting to read when you're eating cereal?
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07-13-2010 00:39
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An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future ;)
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07-12-2010 23:46 by BEGO
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thinks Starbucks should start selling a cup of "shut the _uck up" --grande size!
I think it's pretty funny how ppl take pictures of them selfs in bathrooms and then post it on FB
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07-12-2010 22:14 by BEGO
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It's like a blast of hydration...to your face.
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07-12-2010 22:01
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Ever try to take a Barbie out of it's packaging??? What, is she going to escape? Is she into bondage?
There was a decrease in attendence for Saturday's NASCAR event and a Tim McGraw concert. In related news, the 14th summer redneck games were held in Georgia.
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07-12-2010 20:08
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hold tight to your most precious joys; make memories, laugh a lot, love more, give & accept lots of hugs because it could all be gone in the blink of an eye
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07-12-2010 19:49 by Joser
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climbing Mt. Washmore.
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07-12-2010 19:46
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I'm having a healthy and nutritious Meal, and I'm washing it down with a healthy and nutritious BEER. This health food stuff is not as bad as I thought after all.
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07-12-2010 19:07
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