discovered last weekend that if you play a Nickelback album backwards, you hear satanic messages. What's even worse is, if you play it forward, you hear Nickelback.
Knows that some people are like slinkies, there not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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07-20-2010 21:14 by Doc Noland
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Sorry, constantly quoting random bible scriptures isnt going to convince me. I could quote one the Twilight books and be just as profound. Twilight Eclipse, Chapter one verse three, "The."
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07-20-2010 21:12 by Doc Noland
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Many will come and go but I know the diffrence between a woman and a ho so if you text or call and you don't hear from me you know which one you must be:)
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07-20-2010 20:54 by katinthehat
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~ Lindsay Lohan staggered into court. The judge explained, "Ms Lohan, you've been brought here for drinking", to which Lindsay replied, "Great! When do we get started?!".
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07-20-2010 20:52 by katinthehat
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hates it when old relatives come up to you at weddings and say, "You'll be next, dear". I'm sure they wouldn't be too impressed if I started saying that to them at funerals.