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   messageicon got a phone call from the credit card company this morning, telling me that I have "outstanding payments". I said "Why, thank you very much!".
←Rate | 07-20-2010 20:54 by katinthehat Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎~ Lindsay Lohan staggered into court. The judge explained, "Ms Lohan, you've been brought here for drinking", to which Lindsay replied, "Great! When do we get started?!".
←Rate | 07-20-2010 20:53 by katinthehat Comments (0)  


   messageicon keeps a fake journal claiming she's done monumental stuff, so if she ever develops amnesia, she's gonna think she's freakin' AWESOME!
←Rate | 07-20-2010 20:52 by katinthehat Comments (0)  


   messageicon once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
←Rate | 07-20-2010 20:57 by katinthehat Comments (0)  


   messageicon is kind of surprised I'm not an action figure by now.
←Rate | 07-20-2010 20:50 by katinthehat Comments (0)  


   messageicon ~ A teacher at a school for overweight kids was fired for sniffing cocaine. His massive pupils gave him away.
←Rate | 07-20-2010 20:49 by katinthehat Comments (1)  


   messageicon hates it when old relatives come up to you at weddings and say, "You'll be next, dear". I'm sure they wouldn't be too impressed if I started saying that to them at funerals.
←Rate | 07-20-2010 20:51 by katinthehat Comments (0)  



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