Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I can't be your knight in shining armor.....but I DO have aluminum foil!
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07-25-2010 23:20 by BEGO
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95% of People who say, "Study! Study! Study!" during finals week are actually reading...Too bad they don't realize Facebook is not actually a book.....
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07-25-2010 23:17 by BEGO
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If it is zero degrees outside today and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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07-25-2010 23:06
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Lohan who? I cant believe the news coverage being given to a spoiled 20-something yr old. Here are a few 20 yr-olds worth knowing about: Justin Allen 23, Brett Linley 29, Justus Bartett 27, This week they gave their lives serving out Country
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous
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07-25-2010 22:55 by BEGO
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Some people would not be born if alcohol was never invented.
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07-25-2010 22:48 by BEGO
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For Mel Gibson, how does every black joke start? By looking over his shoulder
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07-25-2010 20:58
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I can't afford the shakeweight, but I wish there was another activity that I can apply the principles to...
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07-25-2010 20:00 by geez
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A bread factory burned down over the weekend. No one was injured however the place is toast.
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07-25-2010 19:50
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy
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07-25-2010 18:33
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if at first you don't succeed, call it version 1
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07-25-2010 18:28
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I could never stay mad at you" actually means "cross me & I will drop you like an AT&T call."
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07-25-2010 17:02
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pole dancin on a numba 2 pencil... IT'S FRIDAY!!!
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07-25-2010 16:56
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Easy Bake Oven - Teaching women their place for over 50 years
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07-25-2010 16:33
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those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight.
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07-25-2010 13:32
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teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool.
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07-25-2010 13:20
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Wondering if in the future, robots will have a dance called the human.
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07-25-2010 12:15 by Joser
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Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films."Okay," I said. "You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up."
Now that the well is capped, legal experts say criminal charges are likely to be filed over the Gulf oil spill. This means a BP executive could wind up in jail. Prison can be rough so I've got three words of advice: British. Petroleum. Jelly.
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.