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I live and yearn.
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08-01-2010 00:47 by
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It's not that the elderly drive badly. It's just that they're the only ones with the time to do the speed limit.
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08-01-2010 00:43 by
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that myspace and facebook should team up together so that you can invite your friends to come on myface.
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08-01-2010 00:42
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I think NASCAR would be fun if they added a 92-year old driving the opposite way in a Duster.
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08-01-2010 00:40 by
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Yea your in my room. I can be as almost naked as I want...
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08-01-2010 00:39 by
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damn mu gigantic thumbs on this litle blavkbetry keyborsd
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07-31-2010 23:55 by
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If you don't like my words, don't listen. If you don't like my appearance, don't look. If you don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
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07-31-2010 23:18 by
SUPA SAM
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best way to start a day is with a happy ending!!
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07-31-2010 22:52
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its not that I cant do a rubiks cube its just your colorblind.. :)
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07-31-2010 19:59
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just read that burglars use Facebook to find out when people aren't home... so from now on, i'm at home, with a knife, and a hungry alligator (:
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07-31-2010 19:15 by
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now playing "Ice Ice Baby" Dont Judge Me
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07-31-2010 18:33
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I hate it when at the drive thru they give you 2 packs of sauce sauce for a 10 nuggets, but 2 packs of ketchup for a large fry! WTF?!
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07-31-2010 18:21
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Drag racing would be a lot more fun if I didn't have to wear a dress.
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07-31-2010 16:49 by
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Charles Rangel has been accused of 13 violations of Congressional ethical standards. I'm surprised that Congress has ethics standards.
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07-31-2010 14:31
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- I've had so many f**king blind dates recently....I should be eligible to a free dog...
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07-31-2010 13:48 by
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Ladies If it takes you more than a hour to get ready, then you ain't as cute as you think you are
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07-31-2010 13:46
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"Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery or use Facebook while under the influence of medication"
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07-31-2010 12:31 by
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I don't care if it's rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
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07-31-2010 12:24
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Facebook should give a breathalyzer test before you can sign in.
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07-31-2010 11:19
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Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do dumb stuff is fired.
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07-31-2010 11:18
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