Funny Status Message #28042
X just read that burglars use Facebook to find out when people aren't home... so from now on, i'm at home, with a knife, and a hungry alligator (:
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Sunday November 7, 2010 @ 06:52 AM
Imagine the disapointment, cause you had them on facebook as a friend.....!