Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon intended for mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is advised.
←Rate | 12-05-2008 20:50 by Greg Comments (0)  


   messageicon back for the first time
←Rate | 12-05-2008 19:16 by Action Hank Comments (0)  


   messageicon CELEBRATING CAPS LOCK AWARENESS DAY
←Rate | 12-04-2008 01:58 by The Cool Brian Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to buy a vowel.
←Rate | 12-03-2008 12:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
←Rate | 12-03-2008 02:03 by Jake Finnan Comments (0)  


   messageicon above the influence.
←Rate | 12-02-2008 20:06 by Me! Comments (0)  


   messageicon more issues than your magazine.
←Rate | 12-02-2008 20:04 by Me! Comments (0)  


   messageicon double ough seven
←Rate | 12-01-2008 16:23 by Mehmet Onur Comments (0)  


   messageicon attempting to give a damn
←Rate | 12-01-2008 03:54 by Stephano Comments (0)  


   messageicon boom chackalacka chackalacka (3x)
←Rate | 11-30-2008 21:53 by Dherbsta Comments (0)  


   messageicon may not be smarter than a 5th grader but for sure smarter than a 4th grader
←Rate | 11-30-2008 21:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon may contain traces of nuts.
←Rate | 11-30-2008 11:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon now available in widescreen.
←Rate | 11-30-2008 11:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon must be stored in a cool dry place away from sunlight.
←Rate | 11-30-2008 11:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon can ride their bike with no handle bars
←Rate | 11-26-2008 13:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loves To Be Bipolar...Hates To be Bipolar
←Rate | 11-26-2008 12:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the heebie da ba jeebies!
←Rate | 11-25-2008 17:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon coming up so you better get this party started.
←Rate | 11-25-2008 14:09 by Lizzar Comments (0)  


   messageicon coming to a theater near you!
←Rate | 11-25-2008 14:07 by Lizzar Comments (0)  


   messageicon esta practicando su espa?ol
←Rate | 11-25-2008 11:59 Comments (0)  



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